Master of Cunts's definitions

coin-op cunt

A woman operating her vagina in a manner to be conducive to payment.

'Janey was out all night and came home with a guy in a Mercedes. She is a coin-op cunt...'

by Master of Cunts May 10, 2008

dog day demolition

downright dirty and damned destruction of anything anywhere.

President Bush: Our successful Iraq invasion was completed in record time...
Popular Conciousness: It was a dog day demolition

by Master of Cunts May 12, 2008

cuntmaster extreme

A person most vertically integrated with power and authority. Highly skilled and dangerous varient of cuntmaster.

Friend: Did you see Jamie dance last night?
Johnny: He is cuntmaster extreme...!

by Master Of Cunts May 11, 2008

sycf

Shut - Your - Cunt - Flap

Mommy: ...I cant take any more...
Daddy: ...Sycf...

by Master of Cunts May 10, 2008

ninja flaps

A female ninja. A woman well versed in the dark art of ninjitsu. An assassin of the fairer sex.

Bruce Lee: Fuck it...the evil triad are using a virtual army of deadly ninja flaps..
Friend: We are fucked now!

by Master Of Cunts May 11, 2008

maccuntver

An exceptionally skilled, talented and otherwise original cunt. That can make anything, anywhere with nothing but mastery of cunt.

Jamie was at home yesterday and made an AK-47 from office stationary. He is such a Maccuntver...

by Master of Cunts May 10, 2008

Deep In The Hole

Act of being further, faster, harder, hotter and more extreme than any other.

Jamie: I hear they have not found Osama Bin Laden yet...
Friend: He is Deep In The Hole...

by Master of Cunts May 10, 2008