Master of Cunts's definitions

nutfuckle

Mutated, altered fuck knuckle

If Little Jonny doesnt stop picking up hookers off the street he will turn into a nutfuckle...

by Master of Cunts May 10, 2008

superfly slick dick

Ultra sexy, hard and attractive male. Reknowned for absolute intelligence and style.

Jamie: I made love to 3 beautiful women last night.
Friend: You are a superfly slick dick...

by Master of Cunts May 12, 2008

coin-op cunt

A woman operating her vagina in a manner to be conducive to payment.

'Janey was out all night and came home with a guy in a Mercedes. She is a coin-op cunt...'

by Master of Cunts May 10, 2008

untish untish untish

Core bass line for any techno rhythm. The harder and faster the music, the more disco bunnies it will attract. Subsequently the more disco bunnies the more disco biscuits appear and a far more extravagant example given.

Nightclub:'...untish untish untish....'
Passer-by: Fuck that club is rocking...lets duck in, grab a disco bunny and a face full of disco biscuits.
Friend: Fuckin'A

by Master of Cunts May 10, 2008

ninja flaps

A female ninja. A woman well versed in the dark art of ninjitsu. An assassin of the fairer sex.

Bruce Lee: Fuck it...the evil triad are using a virtual army of deadly ninja flaps..
Friend: We are fucked now!

by Master Of Cunts May 11, 2008

disco inferno

What happens when they finally burn down that fucking club on the corner of the street.

Patron: Aaaaiiiiiiieeeeeee...(scream of unutterable agony)...I'm on fire...
Passer-by: What a disco inferno...

by Master of Cunts May 12, 2008

cuntis

A strange disease that turns even the most moderate person into a screaming cunt.

Dave was a real fuckhead last night. He must have had a bad case of cuntis.

by Master Of Cunts May 11, 2008