Definitions by Master of Cunts

superfly slick dick 

Ultra sexy, hard and attractive male. Reknowned for absolute intelligence and style.

Jamie: I made love to 3 beautiful women last night.
Friend: You are a superfly slick dick...

superfly slick dick by Master of Cunts May 12, 2008

disco inferno

What happens when they finally burn down that fucking club on the corner of the street.

Patron: Aaaaiiiiiiieeeeeee...(scream of unutterable agony)...I'm on fire...
Passer-by: What a disco inferno...

disco inferno by Master of Cunts May 12, 2008

cuntis 

A strange disease that turns even the most moderate person into a screaming cunt.

Dave was a real fuckhead last night. He must have had a bad case of cuntis.

cuntis by Master Of Cunts May 11, 2008

ninja flaps 

A female ninja. A woman well versed in the dark art of ninjitsu. An assassin of the fairer sex.

Bruce Lee: Fuck it...the evil triad are using a virtual army of deadly ninja flaps..
Friend: We are fucked now!

ninja flaps by Master Of Cunts May 11, 2008

nunchukka superfly 

Act of extreme martial artistry armed with trusty nunchuks. Using absolute power, style and grace an explosive killer blow is created. Reminicent of the old days of WWF and Jimmy Snooka...

Friend: What the fuck is that cunt looking at?
Jamie: Fuck knows...but if he keeps staring I'm going to give him the nunchukka superfly...

nunchukka superfly by Master Of Cunts May 11, 2008

cuntmaster extreme 

A person most vertically integrated with power and authority. Highly skilled and dangerous varient of cuntmaster.

Friend: Did you see Jamie dance last night?
Johnny: He is cuntmaster extreme...!

cuntmaster extreme by Master Of Cunts May 11, 2008

darstardly 

Act of evil fiendishness, especially concerning global domination.

Penelope: Stop Dick stop...you must...
Dick: Hahahaha...nothing can stop me now...
Penelope: You are darstardly Dick...

darstardly by Master Of Cunts May 11, 2008