Master of Cunts's definitions

cunt stab

Archetypal description of penetrative sex.

Lady at a bar: Hi...
Jamie: Fancy a cunt stab?

by Master Of Cunts May 14, 2008

cuntmaster extreme

A person most vertically integrated with power and authority. Highly skilled and dangerous varient of cuntmaster.

Friend: Did you see Jamie dance last night?
Johnny: He is cuntmaster extreme...!

by Master Of Cunts May 11, 2008

superfly slick dick

Ultra sexy, hard and attractive male. Reknowned for absolute intelligence and style.

Jamie: I made love to 3 beautiful women last night.
Friend: You are a superfly slick dick...

by Master of Cunts May 12, 2008

In Space No-one Can Hear You Scream

Absolute vacuum of space prevents sound waves from travelling and vice-versa.

When the user of a blondes face for sexual purposes finds that the pleasure sensation is too great and wishes to cry out in a manner befitting a scream. Realising to late that In Space No-one Can Hear You Scream...

by Master Of Cunts May 14, 2008

cuntisafuckflap

Defined as a sickly cunt. An unhealthy fuck. A filthy flap.

I saw a junkie walking along the street. He was dribbling and tweaking. That junkie was cuntisafuckflap...

by Master Of Cunts May 14, 2008

womble

A generally descriptive word use to describe folk of British, English or Anglo persuasion.

Friend: Hey, who is that eating shit off that table?
Jamie: looks like a fucking womble...

by Master of Cunts May 12, 2008

darstardly

Act of evil fiendishness, especially concerning global domination.

Penelope: Stop Dick stop...you must...
Dick: Hahahaha...nothing can stop me now...
Penelope: You are darstardly Dick...

by Master Of Cunts May 11, 2008