Master of Cunts's definitions

maccuntver

An exceptionally skilled, talented and otherwise original cunt. That can make anything, anywhere with nothing but mastery of cunt.

Jamie was at home yesterday and made an AK-47 from office stationary. He is such a Maccuntver...

by Master of Cunts May 10, 2008

sycf

Shut - Your - Cunt - Flap

Mommy: ...I cant take any more...
Daddy: ...Sycf...

by Master of Cunts May 10, 2008

cuntmaster extreme

A person most vertically integrated with power and authority. Highly skilled and dangerous varient of cuntmaster.

Friend: Did you see Jamie dance last night?
Johnny: He is cuntmaster extreme...!

by Master Of Cunts May 11, 2008

cuntisafuckflap

Defined as a sickly cunt. An unhealthy fuck. A filthy flap.

I saw a junkie walking along the street. He was dribbling and tweaking. That junkie was cuntisafuckflap...

by Master Of Cunts May 14, 2008

cunt stab

Archetypal description of penetrative sex.

Lady at a bar: Hi...
Jamie: Fancy a cunt stab?

by Master Of Cunts May 14, 2008

ninja flaps

A female ninja. A woman well versed in the dark art of ninjitsu. An assassin of the fairer sex.

Bruce Lee: Fuck it...the evil triad are using a virtual army of deadly ninja flaps..
Friend: We are fucked now!

by Master Of Cunts May 11, 2008

cuntis

A strange disease that turns even the most moderate person into a screaming cunt.

Dave was a real fuckhead last night. He must have had a bad case of cuntis.

by Master Of Cunts May 11, 2008