cuntel

Dark side of any cartel. This is what an arrangement of gangsters are called after you find out how much they are charging for their drugs.

Friend: Fuck, the cuntel want $200k for a kilo of cocaine.
Jamie: Those bastards...

by Master Of Cunts May 14, 2008

untish untish untish

Core bass line for any techno rhythm. The harder and faster the music, the more disco bunnies it will attract. Subsequently the more disco bunnies the more disco biscuits appear and a far more extravagant example given.

Nightclub:'...untish untish untish....'
Passer-by: Fuck that club is rocking...lets duck in, grab a disco bunny and a face full of disco biscuits.
Friend: Fuckin'A

by Master of Cunts May 10, 2008

nunchukka superfly

Act of extreme martial artistry armed with trusty nunchuks. Using absolute power, style and grace an explosive killer blow is created. Reminicent of the old days of WWF and Jimmy Snooka...

Friend: What the fuck is that cunt looking at?
Jamie: Fuck knows...but if he keeps staring I'm going to give him the nunchukka superfly...

by Master Of Cunts May 11, 2008

dog day demolition

downright dirty and damned destruction of anything anywhere.

President Bush: Our successful Iraq invasion was completed in record time...
Popular Conciousness: It was a dog day demolition

by Master of Cunts May 12, 2008

darstardly

Act of evil fiendishness, especially concerning global domination.

Penelope: Stop Dick stop...you must...
Dick: Hahahaha...nothing can stop me now...
Penelope: You are darstardly Dick...

by Master Of Cunts May 11, 2008

cuntis

A strange disease that turns even the most moderate person into a screaming cunt.

Dave was a real fuckhead last night. He must have had a bad case of cuntis.

by Master Of Cunts May 11, 2008

ninja flaps

A female ninja. A woman well versed in the dark art of ninjitsu. An assassin of the fairer sex.

Bruce Lee: Fuck it...the evil triad are using a virtual army of deadly ninja flaps..
Friend: We are fucked now!

by Master Of Cunts May 11, 2008