3 definitions by Master Meech and Jaz Nasty

When the powerful witches lay down that good cooch-magoo you make become coochmatized

Symptoms include but not limited too:
Buying a one night stand gifts

Extreme simpin

Feeling like a spell has been put on you by the almighty cooch.

Most cases are contracted from 5’3 and under Latina or Italian women
She put the gabagool on me and had me coochmatized within minutes
by Master Meech and Jaz Nasty October 8, 2021
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Your uncle that always shows up suspiciously late, can always relate to your degenerate story’s.
Extra points if he has a sketchy drug dealing past and used to get beat by a Janet
Uncle G drank us under the table and told us how this was breakfest when he was 15
*hands uncle G a blunt* “what type of week shit is this”
by Master Meech and Jaz Nasty October 8, 2021
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A name given to your Italian cousin or close friend. You know the one that you always get in trouble with that also happens to be Italian.
Me and the cuzoochs are heading downtown with uncle G supposed to be a wild night

Last night me and all the cuzoochs noses were bleeding… so weird
by Master Meech and Jaz Nasty October 8, 2021
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