Mashpee Sal's definitions
A guy you call over after a long day or night that you just want to get between your legs and take care of you with no fuss.
I was crushing meetings all day in Chicago and had to entertain at dinner. By the time I got home, all I wanted was to call in my task rabbit and have him put me down.
by Mashpee Sal October 9, 2025
Get the Task Rabbitmug. when you have to take a massive shit during a video call and you can’t get off camera. It is often accompanied by signs of physical distress or appeasement.
I was on a management meeting the other day and my cousin appeared to be stroking something. Come to find out, he was trying to calm his dog who was holding a loaf and needed a run around the block to drop wolf bait.
by Mashpee Sal March 12, 2025
Get the Holding a loafmug. My girl and I were in the Carribean on vacation and she hadn't shit for 10 days so I gave her a Samoan Plumber.
by Mashpee Sal May 23, 2017
Get the Samoan Plumbermug. by Mashpee Sal December 16, 2023
Get the Mud trackmug. by Mashpee Sal December 16, 2023
Get the Mud trackmug. A guy you call over after a long day or night that you just want to get between your legs and take care of you with no fuss.
I was crushing meetings all day in Chicago and had to entertain at dinner. By the time I got home, all I wanted was to call in my task rabbit and have him put me down.
by Mashpee Sal October 9, 2025
Get the Task Rabbitmug.