Marzipan's definitions

the ninjas again

As in " I think its those ninjas"; finely honed deduction; a proclamation of the usual suspects.

"I think its those ninjas"
"Well, i agree it must be the ninjas again."

by Marzipan March 26, 2003

spam dagger

Male organ; penis

"He pushed his filthy spam dagger deep into her fanjita"

by Marzipan March 26, 2003

Stig

Undesirable tracksuit wearing criminal. See also POG, TEGGER.

"I'm sick of these fucking stigs wanting money to get back to Leeds."

by Marzipan March 26, 2003

Deadly Linctus

Tag along wannabe boy/girlfriend who refuses to accept that you will never go out with them.

"Alex is following me around all the time like a deadly linctus; She is going all deadly linctus on me."

by Marzipan March 26, 2003

fanjita

The female vagina, fanny,flange, minge, quim.

"I would like to kiss her fanjita."

by Marzipan March 26, 2003

fuck off

1/Insult; To request that someone leave, go away, retreat, begone. 2/To refute. 3/Used to ephasise size or import.

"You can fusk off, going on about that shit again. I've got a big fuck off plate of lasagne to get through."

by Marzipan March 26, 2003