Fake Thot

An oxymoron

How can a thot be fake when the definition itself implies a girl who tries to be fake af just to get laid. It's like saying water is wet, well no shiet.

fake thot

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 19, 2023

ASMR videos

Videos you'll find on YouTube that feature a combination of satisfying visual and audio triggers for relaxation purposes. Note that 'trigger' here means anything that makes you get tingles (some people call it the 'chills').

Note that ASMR videos do not include Mukbang, nor does it include mic licking (since it is mostly done with sexual intent).

Many ASMR videos of eye exam roleplays exist on YouTube.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 20, 2021

Gherkin

Gherkins are pickles but the tiny kind. Hence, it is used as a metaphor for a tiny penis. May be used liberally.

Bill: Hey watcha doing Tom
Tom: Oh nothin bill, just jerkin the gherkin

Girl 1: Last night we bathed nude together and I found out he has a gherkin
Girl 2: Nice

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 30, 2022

fuckus

A combination of fuck (or fuss) and ruckus. A random misspeak that occurred when a friend was telling the day care lady to call her if her kid raised a "fuckus" when she was wanting to say fuss or ruckus. It came out as fuckus and caused a very embarrassing situation, and yet in retrospect very funny. When a child is acting up, they are raising a fuckus. An extreem fit.

My son got into a bag of m&m's and then on a sugar high raised a major fuckus

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 09, 2019

Breath of the wild

When somebody's breath smells soooo incomprehensibly bad it's literally like it's from the wild

guy: hey girl what that mouth do
girl: *gives him the breath of the wild*
guy: ewww!! I only wanted to play BOTW not smell it!!!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 15, 2022

I'm not crying you're crying

Some overly clichéd phrase people say to express that they are emotionally touched.

Emotional movie ending: *exist*
Someone: I'm not crying you're crying
Me: *rolls eyes*

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 02, 2021

Irredentism

Essentially, a rather egoistic and vindictive form of nationalism where one nation goes above and beyond to pursue an occupied land/territory as rightfully belonging to them. Usually, such nation will have some elaborate backstory as to why this land belongs to them and them only. Sometimes, this backstory turns out to be true, while other (if not most) times it turns out to be founded on complete lies and grandiose nonsense. Regardless of the veracity of these claims, Irredentism is known for being a very destructive ideology/policy that has been the fuel of some of the world's most brutal invasions and massacres (e.g. Israeli–Palestinian conflict, American-Aboriginal Wars, Sabra and Shatila massacre, Russo-Ukrainian War).

More often than not, Irredentism is used as an illegitimate excuse by certain political figures to justify their claims and seizing of a territory.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian March 13, 2022