Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian's definitions
1) Damn, I really need to get rid of all this dickum, it's starting to smell down there
2)
Guy 1: Oi! That's a nice dickum you have there mate!
Guy 2: Thank you very much I really appreciate it.
2)
Guy 1: Oi! That's a nice dickum you have there mate!
Guy 2: Thank you very much I really appreciate it.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 19, 2021
Get the dickummug. The older reCAPTCHA was simple and modest, it could even humor you with its word suggestions. The newer reCAPTCHA on the other hand is literally evil incarnate. It's more complex and involves matching the appropriate pictures. Can be a complete utter asshole by slowing down the animations and on top of that it won't even let you pass despite doing everything right.
Though, there are versions of reCAPTCHA that work automatically in the background or only require a ✅
Though, there are versions of reCAPTCHA that work automatically in the background or only require a ✅
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 12, 2021
Get the reCAPTCHAmug. A thought-terminating cliché used to quell any critical thinking that may be used to expose someone's immoral/irresponsible/sordid actions and behaviours.
While there are occasions where this phrase is justified, most often than not it's used unjustifiably.
While there are occasions where this phrase is justified, most often than not it's used unjustifiably.
JUSTIFIED USE:
"So are you two sleeping together??"
"I'm sorry but that's none of your business"
UNJUSTIFIED USE:
*father verbally abuses their children on the bus*
Bystander: Excuse me but you should really treat your kids better
Father: Mate that's none of your business! Piss off!
UNJUSTIFIED USE:
Person 1: You shouldn't be smoking here, it's a smoke-free zone
Person 2: None of your business man
"So are you two sleeping together??"
"I'm sorry but that's none of your business"
UNJUSTIFIED USE:
*father verbally abuses their children on the bus*
Bystander: Excuse me but you should really treat your kids better
Father: Mate that's none of your business! Piss off!
UNJUSTIFIED USE:
Person 1: You shouldn't be smoking here, it's a smoke-free zone
Person 2: None of your business man
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 27, 2022
Get the None of your businessmug. 1) The most boring brand of bread ever. They are so commonplace that even dollar stores sell them.
2) Something that you fail to notice in a public setting, simply because it is too commonplace.
3) An option that is always available but you always avoid because there is always something better.
2) Something that you fail to notice in a public setting, simply because it is too commonplace.
3) An option that is always available but you always avoid because there is always something better.
1) I always consider the store's freshly baked bread first. If there's no bakery, then I'll settle with Dempster's I guess. But I'll never in my life buy wonderbread, mostly cus I never paid attention to it in the first place.
2) The mainstream music playing from the store's speakers is like wonderbread.
3) When shopping for 2L sodas, you're always going to consider the main brands first. The other no-name brands are just wonderbreads.
2) The mainstream music playing from the store's speakers is like wonderbread.
3) When shopping for 2L sodas, you're always going to consider the main brands first. The other no-name brands are just wonderbreads.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 29, 2022
Get the Wonderbreadmug. Due to the general acceptance of 'manchild' as an unwanted negative stigma, let me offer an alternative take to the definition. A manchild is not necessarily bad, in fact it can be a good trait. A manchild could come to mean that the person retains childish aspects that are beneficial. For example, the childish aspect of being playful and finding playfulness in everyday sober life is beneficial to one's mental health. It could also imply the male individual retaining the "cute" and "bubbly" aspects from childhood that are often lost in adulthood (because of society's expectations for men to be rational and to hide their emotions). Furthermore, a manchild may still crush on a women and have infatuated feelings for them, and that's perfectly okay.
So in conclusion: manchild..... not a bad thing per se.
So in conclusion: manchild..... not a bad thing per se.
Me: Omg, my co-worker is soooo beautiful!! I think I have a crush on her. Like I'm legit obsessed.
Somebody: Are you a manchild? Just ask her out, maybe you'll get to fuck her some day.....
Me: If manchild implies being able to crush on someone, then yes I am. Sigh... why do you always assume that the end goal for everything is sex? Maybe I just like the ephemeral feeling of being infatuated, nothing wrong with that. It's like enjoying the journey more than the destination, you know what I mean?
Somebody: Are you a manchild? Just ask her out, maybe you'll get to fuck her some day.....
Me: If manchild implies being able to crush on someone, then yes I am. Sigh... why do you always assume that the end goal for everything is sex? Maybe I just like the ephemeral feeling of being infatuated, nothing wrong with that. It's like enjoying the journey more than the destination, you know what I mean?
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 19, 2021
Get the manchildmug. A sentence or phrase used by someone (usually a kid) who becomes utterly annoyed hearing the same thing over and over again and being told what to do (usually from their teacher or parents).
Mom: You need to do your homework young man and you need to get it done now.
Son: I know, I know! What's what I'm trying to do, give me a break would ya?
Mom: I can't tell. Do it now
Son: I know, I know! What's what I'm trying to do, give me a break would ya?
Mom: I can't tell. Do it now
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 27, 2020
Get the I know, I knowmug. The opposite term of "imply". Exply more or less means the same thing as explain or explicate; to make things clear.
Apparently the little child didn't know that this was an adults-only area, so the staff had to exply to him.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 6, 2019
Get the explymug.