Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian's definitions
1) A mode on smartphones and computers that you turn on to block incoming notifications and sounds.
2) A profile status on social platforms like discord which implies that they're busy and won't respond to ur DMs. Don't be fooled though, as ironically most people on discord with a DND status are actually readily available to chat. What's even more ironic is that people with a green circle status are least likely to respond back. You'd think that red means away and green means active, well apparently it's the complete opposite on discord... 🤷 ♀️
2) A profile status on social platforms like discord which implies that they're busy and won't respond to ur DMs. Don't be fooled though, as ironically most people on discord with a DND status are actually readily available to chat. What's even more ironic is that people with a green circle status are least likely to respond back. You'd think that red means away and green means active, well apparently it's the complete opposite on discord... 🤷 ♀️
1) Emmy turned on do not disturb mode on her Pixel 7 so that she could concreate on studying.
2) Friend 1: Is it only me who notices that discord ppl with do not disturb mode on are more available to chat than those seemingly "online"?
Friend 2: Nah man I notice it too
Friend 3: Same here
Friend 1: Huh. What an interesting phenomenon.
2) Friend 1: Is it only me who notices that discord ppl with do not disturb mode on are more available to chat than those seemingly "online"?
Friend 2: Nah man I notice it too
Friend 3: Same here
Friend 1: Huh. What an interesting phenomenon.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 3, 2023
Get the Do Not Disturbmug. Tf is with all these stupid ass definitions. Cmon y'all let's be real here, bok choy is a vegetable, a type of Chinese cabbage to be precise. When translated from Cantonese, it literally means "white vegetable".
It is not just endemic to China, but to the rest of Southeast Asia. You will find it in many Chinese dishes as well as Korean dishes. And it is in fact quite delicious (light to the palate) and far less odorous compared to ordinary cabbage, brussel sprouts, and even broccoli.
Technically the only right definition here is from IkEe, just minus the lame shit he said afterwards. And Un Jong Kim over there is just trolling real hard.
It is not just endemic to China, but to the rest of Southeast Asia. You will find it in many Chinese dishes as well as Korean dishes. And it is in fact quite delicious (light to the palate) and far less odorous compared to ordinary cabbage, brussel sprouts, and even broccoli.
Technically the only right definition here is from IkEe, just minus the lame shit he said afterwards. And Un Jong Kim over there is just trolling real hard.
Midway Convo
Sarah: Oh okay
Alice: So what're you having for dinner tonight?
Sarah: Just thinking about whipping up some Caesar salad with roasted brussel sprouts
Alice: Ugh I hate brussel sprouts. Do you actually enjoy eating them though, especially roasted?
Sarah: Eh it's alright
Alice: Girl what you need is bok choy. It's much less bitter-tasting than brussel sprouts and has absolutely no nasty smell to it. It's very light and crispy, perfect for a salad.
Sarah: Boy choy? Never heard of it.
Alice: ... you serious? Man I need to take you to the Chinese supermarket!
Sarah: Hahaha okay, I will definitely buy some when I'm at the supermarket tomorrow.
Sarah: Oh okay
Alice: So what're you having for dinner tonight?
Sarah: Just thinking about whipping up some Caesar salad with roasted brussel sprouts
Alice: Ugh I hate brussel sprouts. Do you actually enjoy eating them though, especially roasted?
Sarah: Eh it's alright
Alice: Girl what you need is bok choy. It's much less bitter-tasting than brussel sprouts and has absolutely no nasty smell to it. It's very light and crispy, perfect for a salad.
Sarah: Boy choy? Never heard of it.
Alice: ... you serious? Man I need to take you to the Chinese supermarket!
Sarah: Hahaha okay, I will definitely buy some when I'm at the supermarket tomorrow.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 29, 2020
Get the Bok choymug. 1) A really stupid phrase affixed to the start of any sentence that Gen Z people like to say nowadays. In normal English, one would typically start with "okay but..." as a response towards someone that they disagree with (e.g. okay but that doesn't mean... etc). However, as a conversation starter it makes absolutely no fucking sense. Anyone who uses "okay but" in this manner will suffer from brain cell loss.
2) A lazy indifferent response to convey that you disagree with someone. Used when you're too lazy to refute their point, or if they were trolling or being goofy to start with. Similar to the phrase "Ok and?"
2) A lazy indifferent response to convey that you disagree with someone. Used when you're too lazy to refute their point, or if they were trolling or being goofy to start with. Similar to the phrase "Ok and?"
1)
The class: *dead silence*
Girl: okay but can I go to the washroom please?
Math teacher: ...yes my dear? I'm confused as to why you said "okay but" though, as if you were responding to something I said.
Girl: *leaps out of chair* HEHE bladder go brrrrrr!!!
Math teacher: Um. ok then. Back to class I suppose...
2)
User 1: Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
User 2: okay but
User 1: The emoji movie is one of the best animations
User 2: okay but
The class: *dead silence*
Girl: okay but can I go to the washroom please?
Math teacher: ...yes my dear? I'm confused as to why you said "okay but" though, as if you were responding to something I said.
Girl: *leaps out of chair* HEHE bladder go brrrrrr!!!
Math teacher: Um. ok then. Back to class I suppose...
2)
User 1: Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
User 2: okay but
User 1: The emoji movie is one of the best animations
User 2: okay but
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 15, 2021
Get the okay butmug. A lesser known veggie with an unappetizingly slimy mouthfeel to it. Not something I'd want to eat unless forced to by my parents.
Though... uh, if I have to be honest, Okra mucus sure does make for some great lube.
Though... uh, if I have to be honest, Okra mucus sure does make for some great lube.
Me: Hey babe what are we eating today?
Her: Okra stir-fry!
Me: You mean that slimy veggie my mom used to force me to eat? Ewww....
Her: Pshhh! It's not that bad! I mean yeah Okra is hella slimy but it's got a great taste when you---
Me: *swiftly grabs some Okra slime and shoves it down my underwear*
Her: UM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING........
Me: nothing.... 😏
Her: Okra stir-fry!
Me: You mean that slimy veggie my mom used to force me to eat? Ewww....
Her: Pshhh! It's not that bad! I mean yeah Okra is hella slimy but it's got a great taste when you---
Me: *swiftly grabs some Okra slime and shoves it down my underwear*
Her: UM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING........
Me: nothing.... 😏
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 19, 2021
Get the Okramug. New AI model on the block that's smarter than ChatGPT, costs much less to operate, and guess what? It's free, bitches! Use this word in its verb form to describe literally anyone/anything that got owned due to the sheer intelligence and skill from an underdog.
Person 1: Bro ive been playing this game for years, ur about to get rekt. No way youre beating me.
Person 2: Hold my beer (Person 2 proceeds to absolutely destroy Person 1)
Person 1: WTF??!?!?
Person 2: That's right, get deepseek'ed dawg.
Person 2: Hold my beer (Person 2 proceeds to absolutely destroy Person 1)
Person 1: WTF??!?!?
Person 2: That's right, get deepseek'ed dawg.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 7, 2025
Get the Deepseekmug. SJW is an acronym for 'social justice warrior'. It used to have a positive connotation, because social justice is, in and of itself, a good thing, right?
However in more recent times, it's been co-opted by numerous amount of people that the entire rhetoric behind "social justice" has turned wishy-washy. In other words, it's not fresh news. People are getting sick and tired of SJWs who interpret every situation as needing justice, even if it's something as frivolous as a black dude who got a small coffee instead of the large they ordered.
The problem with SJWs in the 21st century isn't their intentions per se (social justice is inherently good), but rather the fact that their constant bickering does absolutely nothing to address or mitigate the REAL inequalities that exist in the world today. And I'm sure that 99% of SJWs have not even had any proper university education in the social sciences, so most of the things they say are coming from their ass. In reality, most SJWs are just on an ego trip, and take to Twitter to brandish their "wokeness".
However in more recent times, it's been co-opted by numerous amount of people that the entire rhetoric behind "social justice" has turned wishy-washy. In other words, it's not fresh news. People are getting sick and tired of SJWs who interpret every situation as needing justice, even if it's something as frivolous as a black dude who got a small coffee instead of the large they ordered.
The problem with SJWs in the 21st century isn't their intentions per se (social justice is inherently good), but rather the fact that their constant bickering does absolutely nothing to address or mitigate the REAL inequalities that exist in the world today. And I'm sure that 99% of SJWs have not even had any proper university education in the social sciences, so most of the things they say are coming from their ass. In reality, most SJWs are just on an ego trip, and take to Twitter to brandish their "wokeness".
What a SJW on Twitter would say: "OMFG so this white male employee at McDs gives me the wrong order and when I repeatedly asked for the right order, he became very angry. This is absolutely unacceptable, I am a black pansexual women and deserve to be treated better. #BLM"
What any normal person would say: "Had a bad experience at McDonald's where an employee got angry at me when I asked for the right order. I would've reported to the manager, but he was probably under a lot of stress and pressure so I understand."
What any normal person would say: "Had a bad experience at McDonald's where an employee got angry at me when I asked for the right order. I would've reported to the manager, but he was probably under a lot of stress and pressure so I understand."
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian March 10, 2021
Get the SJWmug. A satirical twist on the popularized phrase "Fortnite bad Minecraft good"
It is NOT meant to be used unironically or taken seriously but rather to poke fun of those that use the original phrase. It's basically just another way to say "who cares really?"
It is NOT meant to be used unironically or taken seriously but rather to poke fun of those that use the original phrase. It's basically just another way to say "who cares really?"
Me: Fortnite Good Minecraft Bad
Reddit hivemind: *gets out the downvote machine gun*
Me: Jeez people, who cares really...
Reddit hivemind: *gets out the downvote machine gun*
Me: Jeez people, who cares really...
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 24, 2021
Get the Fortnite Good Minecraft Badmug.