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An acronym for Daddy's Lovin' Care, which is a play on the term TLC (Tender Lovin' Care). Used when Daddy has been giving you some loving care, if you know what I mean 😏😏☺
Guy 1: Did you get some of that DLC?
Guy 2: For which game?
Guy 1: No I mean Daddy's Lovin' Care
Guy 2: Ohhhh, then ye 😏
Guy 2: For which game?
Guy 1: No I mean Daddy's Lovin' Care
Guy 2: Ohhhh, then ye 😏
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian March 2, 2022
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Cultured intellectual 1: With whomst'd've did you copulate with yesterday?
Cultured intellectual 2: Excuse me sir, but I think you meant to say whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es
Cultured intellectual 1: No u
Cultured intellectual 2: *head explodes from collateral damage*
Narrator: And not a single fuck was given that day
Cultured intellectual 2: Excuse me sir, but I think you meant to say whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es
Cultured intellectual 1: No u
Cultured intellectual 2: *head explodes from collateral damage*
Narrator: And not a single fuck was given that day
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 6, 2019
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User 1: What's the most popular subreddit for anime memes? I know it's not r/animememes
User 2: r/Animemes
User 1: Ah thanks
User 2: r/Animemes
User 1: Ah thanks
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 15, 2022
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However, there is no reversing the sordid image that OF had already carved upon themselves. OnlyFans will always elicit a lewd aftertaste.
However, there is no reversing the sordid image that OF had already carved upon themselves. OnlyFans will always elicit a lewd aftertaste.
Friend (She/Her): Ughhh did you hear about the OnlyFans thing?? They're out of the porn business....
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Friend (She/Her): I'm not joking dude, OF has seriously fucked me!!
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Friend (He/Him): Oh boo hoo! Let me press F on the world's smallest keyboard 😂😂
Friend (She/Her): I'm not joking dude, OF has seriously fucked me!!
Friend (He/Him): Lol, well I mean OF isn't the only option out there you know.
Friend (She/Her): Like what? Pornhub?
Friend (He/Him): *sigh* no. I can't believe I am suggesting this to you, but r/Sexsells is a good alternative. I fucking hate that subreddit, but hey, you could earn a lot of cash on there.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 20, 2021
Get the OnlyFans mug.Dunno what everyone else here is on about. Khan Academy is a cool dude who makes useful math videos and probably does a better job at explaining stuff than your boring high school math teacher. Otherwise, why would you be watching him?
It's actually quite ironic if you think about it, a few years ago people are praising him as a better alternative to your crappy math teacher, now people are shitting on the dude that provides FREE math tutorials. Sure, he might take longer to explain things, but the fact that he takes his time, as well as having an optimistic tone of voice, means that he genuinely cares about you and the subject. Beats having some teacher who reads directly from the text with his unenthusiastic monotone voice.
P.S. To the person who's complaining about color switching, uhh seriously?? He does this to make it more easier to read, it's called color coding, duh.
It's actually quite ironic if you think about it, a few years ago people are praising him as a better alternative to your crappy math teacher, now people are shitting on the dude that provides FREE math tutorials. Sure, he might take longer to explain things, but the fact that he takes his time, as well as having an optimistic tone of voice, means that he genuinely cares about you and the subject. Beats having some teacher who reads directly from the text with his unenthusiastic monotone voice.
P.S. To the person who's complaining about color switching, uhh seriously?? He does this to make it more easier to read, it's called color coding, duh.
People in 2014: Woooo thanks Khan Academy, you made me pass my AP calculus test!
People in 2020: Ughhh I hate Khan Academy, he makes math so tedious!
Me: lol
People in 2020: Ughhh I hate Khan Academy, he makes math so tedious!
Me: lol
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 10, 2020
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Them: What's wrong with buzzfeed?? Y'all stupid if you think they have some political bias.
Me: Yeah......no. The pertinent problem with buzzfeed is not that they have any sort of media bias, but rather than they produce garbage clickbait articles that offer no value other than to stimulate our brain's dopamine reward system. They will capitalize on any topic if it's profitable, including politics. Basically Buzzfeed is like heroin, and I don't mean that in a good way.
Me: Yeah......no. The pertinent problem with buzzfeed is not that they have any sort of media bias, but rather than they produce garbage clickbait articles that offer no value other than to stimulate our brain's dopamine reward system. They will capitalize on any topic if it's profitable, including politics. Basically Buzzfeed is like heroin, and I don't mean that in a good way.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 13, 2021
Get the Buzzfeed mug.It's like that other very popular international burger franchise, but better. The taste is better, quantity is better, literally everything is better.
The only downside is that not every BK place grills their burgers in the same way. For example the one in my local neighborhood always outputs juicy whoppers with a strong flame-grilled taste, but the one further from my place is always dry and stale and lacking in flavor. So if you think BK tastes meh, that probably because you've only eaten at the bad BK places. Try eating at more locations, you'll soon be bound to stumble across a quality BK.
The only downside is that not every BK place grills their burgers in the same way. For example the one in my local neighborhood always outputs juicy whoppers with a strong flame-grilled taste, but the one further from my place is always dry and stale and lacking in flavor. So if you think BK tastes meh, that probably because you've only eaten at the bad BK places. Try eating at more locations, you'll soon be bound to stumble across a quality BK.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 31, 2021
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