What the term "manspreading" should have been.
When someone spreads their legs out on a crowded bus or train, thereby preventing other people from sitting. Note that leg spreading only becomes an issue when the bus is around 75% full. Otherwise, leg spread as you so desire, especially if there's only 3-4 people on the bus/train. No one will care.
When someone spreads their legs out on a crowded bus or train, thereby preventing other people from sitting. Note that leg spreading only becomes an issue when the bus is around 75% full. Otherwise, leg spread as you so desire, especially if there's only 3-4 people on the bus/train. No one will care.
Me: I hate it when people leg spread on a crowded bus.
Her: Don't you mean manspreading?
Me: No, I mean leg spreading.
Her: Don't you mean manspreading?
Me: No, I mean leg spreading.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 08, 2021
Kyle is a sexual deviant who is known to fuck people's armpits.
Paul is a sexual deviant who likes to sandwich his dong against two lubed up dinner plates and perform a bit of an in-n-out.
Jenny is a sexual deviant who finds sexual pleasure only through wallowing in gooey filthy mud while naked.
Paul is a sexual deviant who likes to sandwich his dong against two lubed up dinner plates and perform a bit of an in-n-out.
Jenny is a sexual deviant who finds sexual pleasure only through wallowing in gooey filthy mud while naked.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 30, 2021
The best kind of pizza.
Despite its name, it originated in Canada. Like ketchup chips and other bizarrely awesome flavour combinations, pineapple on pizza is a Canadian thing.
Despite its name, it originated in Canada. Like ketchup chips and other bizarrely awesome flavour combinations, pineapple on pizza is a Canadian thing.
As a Canadian who grew up with Hawaiian pizza, I have to say it's the best thing ever. The way the pineapple mingles with the bacon is just *chef's kiss*
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 04, 2022
An evil Japanese cult that was responsible for the 1995 Tokyo subway sarin attack, which leaked Sarin gas on many subway routes, killing 14 and injuring 1000+ others. A large portion of those injured was said to have a permanent degrading of their vision.
What's even more shocking is that there are still people who follow this odious cult. And to think they associate themselves under the wholesome and peaceful religion of Buddhism. Fucking disgusting.....
What's even more shocking is that there are still people who follow this odious cult. And to think they associate themselves under the wholesome and peaceful religion of Buddhism. Fucking disgusting.....
Man 1: Do you admit Shinrikyo Aum is responsible for the deaths of many innocent lives?
Man 2: Yes
Man 1: Do you admit the leader of the cult was essentially a nutjob?
Man 2: Yes
Man 1: Ok, so you will leave the cult then?
Man 2: No
Man 1: Boi, you should really go see a therapist and get that cognitive dissonance checked, cus that's pretty fucked up.
Man 2: Yes
Man 1: Do you admit the leader of the cult was essentially a nutjob?
Man 2: Yes
Man 1: Ok, so you will leave the cult then?
Man 2: No
Man 1: Boi, you should really go see a therapist and get that cognitive dissonance checked, cus that's pretty fucked up.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian March 23, 2022
1) A term that initially had positive connotations but then became derogatory, and now it is mainly used ironically and vaguely in the same way as 'cringe' is.
2) Specifically refers to the idiocy of the Reddit hivemind. Whenever a horde of redditors attack someone because they like minecraft, that's when you'll know a reddit moment happened. The term is meant to be used by someone viewing the thread from outside (e.g. someone linking the thread from a discord GC).
2) Specifically refers to the idiocy of the Reddit hivemind. Whenever a horde of redditors attack someone because they like minecraft, that's when you'll know a reddit moment happened. The term is meant to be used by someone viewing the thread from outside (e.g. someone linking the thread from a discord GC).
Example 1a: You watch vtubers? That's a reddit moment tbh
Example 1b: You actually read through the entire terms of agreement? That's a reddit moment tbh
Example 2: Getting downvoted because you expressed an opinion that goes against the majority's opinion of a subreddit is a reddit moment.
Example 1b: You actually read through the entire terms of agreement? That's a reddit moment tbh
Example 2: Getting downvoted because you expressed an opinion that goes against the majority's opinion of a subreddit is a reddit moment.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 24, 2021
A lubricating fluid secreted from the mouth. Saliva is tasteless in the mouth but smells nasty as fuck when dried on the skin or on your pillow case. Despite how icky saliva smells externally, it is a very popular choice as a personal lubricant (and the only possible choice of lubricant in fellatio).
(Friend 1 invites Friend 2 over for the night)
Friend 2: Ewwww what is that smell on your pillow case??
Friend 1: Oh I tend to drool a lot so that's the smell of my saliva
Friend 2: Bruh......
Friend 2: Ewwww what is that smell on your pillow case??
Friend 1: Oh I tend to drool a lot so that's the smell of my saliva
Friend 2: Bruh......
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 06, 2021
1) The most boring brand of bread ever. They are so commonplace that even dollar stores sell them.
2) Something that you fail to notice in a public setting, simply because it is too commonplace.
3) An option that is always available but you always avoid because there is always something better.
2) Something that you fail to notice in a public setting, simply because it is too commonplace.
3) An option that is always available but you always avoid because there is always something better.
1) I always consider the store's freshly baked bread first. If there's no bakery, then I'll settle with Dempster's I guess. But I'll never in my life buy wonderbread, mostly cus I never paid attention to it in the first place.
2) The mainstream music playing from the store's speakers is like wonderbread.
3) When shopping for 2L sodas, you're always going to consider the main brands first. The other no-name brands are just wonderbreads.
2) The mainstream music playing from the store's speakers is like wonderbread.
3) When shopping for 2L sodas, you're always going to consider the main brands first. The other no-name brands are just wonderbreads.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 29, 2022