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Vladimir Putin
Vladimir Putin: We've seized Crimea and now we've got Ukraine in our hands, nothing can stop me now from world domination, MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Secretary: Uh- Mr. Putin
Vladimir Putin: WHAT, WHAT??? Can't you see I'm having my evil moment??
Secretary: Yes Mr. Putin, but to your dismay, Ukraine is winning the war.
Vladimir Putin: I-
Secretary: Uh- Mr. Putin
Vladimir Putin: WHAT, WHAT??? Can't you see I'm having my evil moment??
Secretary: Yes Mr. Putin, but to your dismay, Ukraine is winning the war.
Vladimir Putin: I-
Vladimir Putin by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian March 1, 2022
Vladmir Putin
Vladmir Putin: We've seized Crimea, and now we've got Ukraine, nothing can stop me now from world domination MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! 😈😈
Secretary: Uh- Mr. Putin
Vladmir Putin: WHAT, WHAT??? Can't you see I'm having my evil moment???
Secretary: Yes Mr. Putin, but to your dismay, Ukraine is winning the war.
Vladmir Putin: I-
Secretary: Uh- Mr. Putin
Vladmir Putin: WHAT, WHAT??? Can't you see I'm having my evil moment???
Secretary: Yes Mr. Putin, but to your dismay, Ukraine is winning the war.
Vladmir Putin: I-
Vladmir Putin by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 27, 2022
Metaverse
Something that already existed beautifully in Persona 5 but Mark Zuckerberg wants to destroy this beautiful concept with stupid NFTs and gimmicky VR games. If you actually wanna experience the metaverse, go play persona 5. This ain't it chief.
Guy 1: Are you excited about the metaverse?
Guy 2: Metaverse as in from persona 5?
Guy 1: No I'm talking about Zuck's newest creation after rebranding FB to meta, you didn't hear?
Guy 2: Nope
Guy 1: Really? It's literally all over the news
Guy 2: Huh.
Guy 1: It would be crazy if they could port persona 5 over to the metaverse
Guy 2: I guess you could say that's very meta
Guy 1: Stop......
Guy 2: Metaverse as in from persona 5?
Guy 1: No I'm talking about Zuck's newest creation after rebranding FB to meta, you didn't hear?
Guy 2: Nope
Guy 1: Really? It's literally all over the news
Guy 2: Huh.
Guy 1: It would be crazy if they could port persona 5 over to the metaverse
Guy 2: I guess you could say that's very meta
Guy 1: Stop......
Metaverse by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 24, 2022
base64
A form of text encryption that is incredibly versatile across various situations. Some of these situations may include, but is not limited to:
-A sneaky way to relay messages to someone without revealing the information at hand
-A way to send URLs in certain messaging apps (discord, messenger) without revealing the website logo and info
-A way to bypass website filters that blocks texts such as hyperlinks
-A way to hide certain information from web crawlers to prevent people from finding it via Google
-Saving all your passwords in base64 (within a password manager) for even more protection
-Annoying your friend by writing all your texts in base64 and then letting them translate it
-Etc.
-A sneaky way to relay messages to someone without revealing the information at hand
-A way to send URLs in certain messaging apps (discord, messenger) without revealing the website logo and info
-A way to bypass website filters that blocks texts such as hyperlinks
-A way to hide certain information from web crawlers to prevent people from finding it via Google
-Saving all your passwords in base64 (within a password manager) for even more protection
-Annoying your friend by writing all your texts in base64 and then letting them translate it
-Etc.
Carl: Hey what was that video with the hot girl dancing?
Jamie: aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cueW91dHViZS5jb20vd2F0Y2g/dj1kUXc0dzlXZ1hjUQ==
Carl: *decodes base64 and clicks on link*
Carl: Damn it, fooled again!
Jamie: aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cueW91dHViZS5jb20vd2F0Y2g/dj1kUXc0dzlXZ1hjUQ==
Carl: *decodes base64 and clicks on link*
Carl: Damn it, fooled again!
base64 by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 22, 2022
Slowed and reverb
A recent internet fad where people take existing songs, slow them down, and then apply reverb to it. They are often found on YouTube with millions of views. Basically, it is the inverse of the nightcore fad from a decade ago.
The main criticism with these two popular fads is that they take little to no effort to "produce", yet such videos gets a whopping millions of views. Meanwhile, the real talented folks who produce a legitimately amazing remix or cover gets only like 10K views at the very most. It is a gross misrepresentation of talent and, to be honest, quite cringe.
P.S. If one REALLY wants to contribute to this cheap fad, at least try to put in some effort and do it your own via audacity or FL Studio. Don't be lazy and resort to websites doing it for you, have some self-respect ok? I'll stop talking now and let future definitions say the rest.
The main criticism with these two popular fads is that they take little to no effort to "produce", yet such videos gets a whopping millions of views. Meanwhile, the real talented folks who produce a legitimately amazing remix or cover gets only like 10K views at the very most. It is a gross misrepresentation of talent and, to be honest, quite cringe.
P.S. If one REALLY wants to contribute to this cheap fad, at least try to put in some effort and do it your own via audacity or FL Studio. Don't be lazy and resort to websites doing it for you, have some self-respect ok? I'll stop talking now and let future definitions say the rest.
Timothy, who got 5.6M views for his slowed and reverb version of the FNAF SB theme: "stonks"
DJ Dave, who got 5.6K views for his quality remix of the FNAF SB theme: *insert Thumbs Up Crying Cat meme*
DJ Dave, who got 5.6K views for his quality remix of the FNAF SB theme: *insert Thumbs Up Crying Cat meme*
Slowed and reverb by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 21, 2022
Yare Yare
A japanese term that's equivalent to 'shake my head' and 'facepalm'.
Other definitions also mentioned other good translations but I wanted to add something new.
Other definitions also mentioned other good translations but I wanted to add something new.
Yare Yare by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 21, 2022
Psyience
1) With regards to the scientific aspects of psychology (e.g. research methods, experimental designs, stats).
2) A movement or operation which claims to be founded on science when in fact it's purely psychological/placebo.
2) A movement or operation which claims to be founded on science when in fact it's purely psychological/placebo.
Example 1:
"Hey wanna go watch a movie?"
"Nah I got some psyience I need to work on"
Example 2:
Scientology is an example of psyience
"Hey wanna go watch a movie?"
"Nah I got some psyience I need to work on"
Example 2:
Scientology is an example of psyience
Psyience by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 20, 2022