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Pog marbles or stickers

1) Some lame ass token economy system that shit-for-brains elementary school teachers love to brainwash their 'special' students with
2) A question that's been asked to the point of ad nauseam, and can no longer warrant a response (i.e. no fucks given)

1) Paul the helper: Pog marbles or stickers.
2nd grader: POG????
Paul the helper: Yes
2nd grader: POG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Paul the helper: Ok here you go
2nd grader: *starts to cry after realizing he had been duped*

2) Mr. Dotard: Pog marbles or stickers?
5th grader: whatever

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian March 20, 2021

DLC

An acronym for Daddy's Lovin' Care, which is a play on the term TLC (Tender Lovin' Care). Used when Daddy has been giving you some loving care, if you know what I mean 😏😏☺

Guy 1: Did you get some of that DLC?

Guy 2: For which game?
Guy 1: No I mean Daddy's Lovin' Care
Guy 2: Ohhhh, then ye 😏

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian March 2, 2022

osmium

1) A hard, brittle, bluish-white metal. It is the densest (heaviest) naturally occurring element of all known elements, with a density of 22.59 g per cubic cm.

2) What to call someone who looks seemingly skinny, but actually weighs a ton.

1) Did you know that Osmium was once used in phonograph needles?

2) Yo look at that Osmium over there. She may look lean, but I heard she weighs 200 pounds!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 19, 2019

Metaverse

Something that already existed beautifully in Persona 5 but Mark Zuckerberg wants to destroy this beautiful concept with stupid NFTs and gimmicky VR games. If you actually wanna experience the metaverse, go play persona 5. This ain't it chief.

Guy 1: Are you excited about the metaverse?
Guy 2: Metaverse as in from persona 5?
Guy 1: No I'm talking about Zuck's newest creation after rebranding FB to meta, you didn't hear?
Guy 2: Nope
Guy 1: Really? It's literally all over the news
Guy 2: Huh.
Guy 1: It would be crazy if they could port persona 5 over to the metaverse
Guy 2: I guess you could say that's very meta
Guy 1: Stop......

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 24, 2022

Unessary

The lazy (and less complicated) way of saying 'unnecessary'

It's so unessary to say unnecessary, dontcha think?

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 19, 2022

Wall Street Journal

Ew. Just ew. Their editorials are hot garbage but probably THE worst part is their archaic subscription practice, which is an outright scam! Once subscribed there is no way to cancel it online, they don't even take email, you have to actually call them to cancel. And if you live outside of the US, well good luck finding the proper line.

Imagine owning a huge ass news corporation with their own mobile app, and yet they STILL don't give people the option to cancel their subscription via web or app. That's Wall Street Journal for ya.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 30, 2022

3:00 AM

A time that gets some people freaked out, as it's rumored to be cursed. By deductive reasoning, those who are scared most likely have normal sleep schedules.

Meanwhile when night owls see 3am, they just shrug and go back to doing their own thing.

Normal person at 3am: *loud creaky noise* Oh shit what was that?! Oh god it's 3:00 AM...

Me, a night owl, at 3am: *loud creaky noise* Meh. *goes back to playing Valorant*

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 16, 2021