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Allosexual
1] (joking) Someone who is sexually attracted to the fearsome dinosaur Allosaurus.
2] Someone whose favorite dinosaur is Allosaurus. They are such a huge stan for Allosaurus that they refer to themselves as Allosexuals. See also: Tyrannosexual.
2] Someone whose favorite dinosaur is Allosaurus. They are such a huge stan for Allosaurus that they refer to themselves as Allosexuals. See also: Tyrannosexual.
Leslie: Yo check out the Allosaurus exhibit on your right.
Jenn: Omg what the heck that's the sexiest dinosaur I've ever seen, I'm officially an Allosexual now.
Jenn: Omg what the heck that's the sexiest dinosaur I've ever seen, I'm officially an Allosexual now.
Allosexual by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 5, 2021
INTJ
A personality type that isn't known for being warm and fuzzy. They tend to prioritize rationality and success over politeness and pleasantries; in other words, they’d rather be right than popular. This may explain why so many fictional villains are modeled on this personality type.
Due to their rational and discerning tendencies, INTJs are incredibly opportunistic individuals. They treat life as a game of Chess, where they rely on strategy and premeditation rather than chance to get the best out of everything, and they enjoy doing so.
Due to their rational and discerning tendencies, INTJs are incredibly opportunistic individuals. They treat life as a game of Chess, where they rely on strategy and premeditation rather than chance to get the best out of everything, and they enjoy doing so.
INTJ by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 4, 2021
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Hey my dog stole my [HYPERLINK BLOCKED], do you know where it is?
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No idea but check the. No idea but check the. 4 left.
HYPERLINK BLOCKED by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 1, 2021
Pseudo-random
A set of numbers that seem random but actually aren't. They are predetermined by a computer algorithm that is explicitly designed to generate the most random of the random, if that makes any sense.
The problem with true random is that numbers will often repeat themselves, which to our usage is not ideal. Pseudo-random number generators fixes all that.
So ironically, the most random RNG is actually not at all random.
The problem with true random is that numbers will often repeat themselves, which to our usage is not ideal. Pseudo-random number generators fixes all that.
So ironically, the most random RNG is actually not at all random.
Pseudo-random by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 1, 2021
Fortnite Good Minecraft Bad
A satirical twist on the popularized phrase "Fortnite bad Minecraft good"
It is NOT meant to be used unironically or taken seriously but rather to poke fun of those that use the original phrase. It's basically just another way to say "who cares really?"
It is NOT meant to be used unironically or taken seriously but rather to poke fun of those that use the original phrase. It's basically just another way to say "who cares really?"
Me: Fortnite Good Minecraft Bad
Reddit hivemind: *gets out the downvote machine gun*
Me: Jeez people, who cares really...
Reddit hivemind: *gets out the downvote machine gun*
Me: Jeez people, who cares really...
Fortnite Good Minecraft Bad by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 24, 2021