Mary Jane 's definitions

funky spunk

Generally associated with the episode of Sex and the City when Samantha reported that the guy she was blowing had "funky spunk", tasting like rotten asparagus. May be rectified by a shot of wheat grass, apparently.

"Hey Alice, give me a blow job."
"Fuck no."
"Why not?!?"
"Man, you've got some funky spunk."

by Mary Jane February 21, 2005

prom

The night in high school involving the loss of a lot of money and a lot of virginity. Underclass prom ho's agree to go with social pariahs just to get there, and in the end, it's just another awful high school dance. Prom also usually results in an epidemic of eating disorders among girls. Low-level, parent-approved prostitution: the girls get dressed up, the guys pay for everything, they get them off. Popular post-prom destinations include the shore or cheap hotel rooms.

I'm a total loser, but I can get the hottest freshman to go to prom with me!

by Mary Jane February 21, 2005

LIQ

Laughing inside Quietly. Pronounced: "lick." Commonly happens to individuals when something negative happens that is socially unacceptable to laugh at.

"I was LIQ-ing so hard in church yesterday when the pastor tripped."

"I am not sure why, but the silence of a funeral causes me to LIQ."

by Mary Jane January 25, 2015

dueces

The second toke on a freshly-loaded pipe of marijuana.

"I get the cherry so i get dueces."

by Mary Jane May 13, 2005