Mary's definitions

african engineering

the half assed way of fixing something with anything that is at hand so that it works

I didn't have all the screws to put it back together so I used african engineering to keep it from falling apart.

by Mary March 10, 2003

jelly kiss

A kiss given on the labia.

"I wanted to give her a jelly kiss."

by Mary June 27, 2004

Mrs.Right

who i want to be when i grow up

i want to marry Mr.Right so i can be Mrs.Right

by Mary April 14, 2005

elmo

a fuzzy red adorable monster all kids under 7 want to be when they get older

i love seasame street

by Mary April 7, 2005

biatch

err-kuh likes the pussy lips

danielle is a biatch.

by mary January 31, 2004

Robot

What Anthony is afraid of.

"I am scared of robots!"-Anthony

by Mary January 28, 2005

mewo

originally a mispelling of 'meow' on the internet... then came to be random word used when you have nothing else to say...

"See..I have this friend...he died yesterday..."

"...yeah..well....mewo..."

by Mary February 22, 2004