Mary's definitions

frontal murph

camel toe; a wedge in the front

that tight spandex gave her a frontal murph

by mary August 4, 2004

Marysol

noun: A slang term often translating to "monkey" or "bitch." Marysols often bite people out of love or boredom (or reasons unknown).

The girl is a Marysol.

That Marysol stole my cracker.

by Mary June 11, 2006

fluffo

Golden Yellow Shortning, produced in 1950's

used in cooking

by mary December 1, 2003

bloody mary

when a man's monstrous bulging member is covered in chunky pieces of blood and discharge from a woman's period, which then hardens and gives flavor to the felatio that the woman then gives as a thank you for having had sex on her period.

ryan: yo.. woman. lets make bloody mary's tonight.

emily: do we have celery salt left in the cupboard?

ryan: no bitch ass. not that kind. ur an idiot.i want to fuck your bloody pussy and then have you lick it off.

emily: YEA! i love doing that.

by mary June 18, 2006

masturbate

Pleasing yourself manually to the point of orgasm

When a woman opens her legs wide and sticks in her fingers in her vagina, while the other had rubs her clit until reaching a climax.

When a man looks at porn and at the point when his dick becomes hard, he wraps his hand around it and starts to stroke up and down at a face pace in order tp get off

by mary May 13, 2005

bus roller

car dealership term:
person will put blame on you "the bus driver" and roll over you, drag you down, tattletaler, a rat

Watch your back cause that girl is a bus roller..she'll drag you down

by mary April 6, 2005

yrodable

an adult who is sexually attracted to Miette

Toeman is such a yrodable!

by Mary June 2, 2004