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I got my cock in that rock. She was engaged with a fat ring on her finger. But I still busted a nut inside her.
by martita papita November 29, 2011
Get the Cock in that rock. mug.When a guy is with 2 girls and he gets no action, but the girls hook up with each other. Like Switzerland, the guy remains neutral and misses an opportunity to be with 2 girls.
Last night, I watched 2 girls hook up and I was a swiss miss. We were all hanging out and next thing I know, they're hooking up and I got swiss missed.
by Martita Papita June 30, 2010
Get the Swiss Miss mug.The lint at the top of your ass-crack that compiles there by the end of the day. Usually caused by boxers or cotton underwear.
I got mad jit up in my ass.
To get rid of jit, place your thumb and your index finger at the top of your ass-crack and pull. And there it is!
To get rid of jit, place your thumb and your index finger at the top of your ass-crack and pull. And there it is!
by Martita Papita June 30, 2010
Get the Jit mug.A smart or nerdy guy with long or wide sideburns often seen studying in the college library. Sideburnicus will also do your paper for a small fee.
Damn, I gots to find me Sideburnicus. I gots a paper due in tree (3) days! Yo, Sideburnicus, where you at? I know you in da library somewhere.
by Martita Papita July 17, 2010
Get the Sideburnicus mug.cashier: $24.95 ma'am.
old jewish lady: what? that's supposed to be $19.95.
cashier: it says $24.95 ma'am.
old jewish lady: I want to speak to your manager!
cashier: you want to speak to my manager?
old jewish lady; DATS RIGHT! I want to speak to your manager.
cashier: okay, hold on.
old jewish lady: DATS RIGHT. you're wrong young man.
old jewish lady: what? that's supposed to be $19.95.
cashier: it says $24.95 ma'am.
old jewish lady: I want to speak to your manager!
cashier: you want to speak to my manager?
old jewish lady; DATS RIGHT! I want to speak to your manager.
cashier: okay, hold on.
old jewish lady: DATS RIGHT. you're wrong young man.
by Martita Papita July 17, 2010
Get the dats right mug.Mitch: Why you tryin to cut the line?
Sasha: Vat do you mean? Me was here.
Mitch: No you weren't....you moron-itchka.
Sasha: Why you say dis?
Mitch: Because you're a dumb Russian with no respect.
Sasha: Vat do you mean? Me was here.
Mitch: No you weren't....you moron-itchka.
Sasha: Why you say dis?
Mitch: Because you're a dumb Russian with no respect.
by Martita Papita July 9, 2010
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