Marquis70's definitions
Momma! Momma! I dunno wha I finsta do... Anfernee drank up all the Capon Sun! I funna slap his bitchazz...
by Marquis70 August 14, 2011
Get the Capon Sunmug. "After Bonnie got done scrubbing the crock pot, I bent her over and gave her a good poke with Rumpel Stiffskin."
by Marquis70 April 30, 2008
Get the Rumpel Stiffskinmug. Typically caused by ejaculating half of one's man chowder inside and spraying the rest all over the outer region of the vagina. The recipient must not bathe for three days to achieve optimal results.
I thought I'd give Jenni something special for Valentine's Day so I started to engage in cunnilingus. I took one look and said "Damn, girl. Where's the crackers? You got some Clam Chutney up in here! Go take a bath.
by Marquis70 March 27, 2011
Get the Clam Chutneymug. A small brown "chicken-like" bird with feathers that are more "fuzzy-like" instead of "feather-like". It could possibly be the shameful step cousin of the chicken, just as a donkey is to the horse. Native to the north central part of the United States (and some recent reported sightings in southwest Africa), the creature makes a surprisingly audible fart-like sound when stepped on.
It is also fun to say "Burnt Chickaburnt" over and over again... almost like a tongue twister.
It is also fun to say "Burnt Chickaburnt" over and over again... almost like a tongue twister.
by Marquis70 August 14, 2011
Get the Chickaburntmug.