Marquis70's definitions

bojiggety

When something isn't working correctly and you can't exactly figure out why.

I came home to use my computer but it was acting all bojiggety, so I took my golf club and smashed it into pieces.

by Marquis70 March 2, 2008

spooktacular

When a black person does something either extraordinary or something incredibly stupid.

"Hey Timmy, did you see that free throw that colored fellow made at the game? It was Spooktacular!"

by Marquis70 April 17, 2008

Pussy Hagus

After you cum into a girl's vagina, she squeezes out air. The resulting sound is that of bagpipes.

After we had sex, Heather sang me a pussy hagus.

by Marquis70 April 2, 2008

Bloop Blop

The phrase a girl speaks after you cum in her mouth.

"I asked her if she was going to spit it out or swallow it and she said Bloop Blop."

by Marquis70 March 10, 2008

Colon Magma

Just as the phrase implies. A giant oozing, animal of a dump.

"Hey Frank, I just painted a bus with my colon magma. Come look!"

by Marquis70 April 28, 2008

Carp Tunnel

The African American misinterpretation of "Carpal Tunnel Syndrome"

Say Antwaune, ever'a tahm ah be playin basketball, mah arm be havin the Carp Tunnel. Wha I finsta do 'bout dat? "Lord Jeebus it hurt like a mofo..."

by Marquis70 August 13, 2009

'Git

The way a swamp person or trailer trash tells another person to go away or leave...

"Ursula, dinn'nt I tell y'all to leave me alone while 'am brushin' mah tooth? Now 'GIT!!!!

by Marquis70 February 12, 2010