Marquis70's definitions

spooktacular

When a black person does something either extraordinary or something incredibly stupid.

"Hey Timmy, did you see that free throw that colored fellow made at the game? It was Spooktacular!"

by Marquis70 April 17, 2008

Pussy Hagus

After you cum into a girl's vagina, she squeezes out air. The resulting sound is that of bagpipes.

After we had sex, Heather sang me a pussy hagus.

by Marquis70 April 2, 2008

bojiggety

When something isn't working correctly and you can't exactly figure out why.

I came home to use my computer but it was acting all bojiggety, so I took my golf club and smashed it into pieces.

by Marquis70 March 2, 2008

'Git

The way a swamp person or trailer trash tells another person to go away or leave...

"Ursula, dinn'nt I tell y'all to leave me alone while 'am brushin' mah tooth? Now 'GIT!!!!

by Marquis70 February 12, 2010

Clam Chutney

Typically caused by ejaculating half of one's man chowder inside and spraying the rest all over the outer region of the vagina. The recipient must not bathe for three days to achieve optimal results.

I thought I'd give Jenni something special for Valentine's Day so I started to engage in cunnilingus. I took one look and said "Damn, girl. Where's the crackers? You got some Clam Chutney up in here! Go take a bath.

by Marquis70 March 27, 2011

Colon Magma

Just as the phrase implies. A giant oozing, animal of a dump.

"Hey Frank, I just painted a bus with my colon magma. Come look!"

by Marquis70 April 28, 2008

Carp Tunnel

The African American misinterpretation of "Carpal Tunnel Syndrome"

Say Antwaune, ever'a tahm ah be playin basketball, mah arm be havin the Carp Tunnel. Wha I finsta do 'bout dat? "Lord Jeebus it hurt like a mofo..."

by Marquis70 August 13, 2009