by Marquis70 April 28, 2008

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by Marquis70 April 02, 2008

I came home to use my computer but it was acting all bojiggety, so I took my golf club and smashed it into pieces.
by Marquis70 March 02, 2008

Typically caused by ejaculating half of one's man chowder inside and spraying the rest all over the outer region of the vagina. The recipient must not bathe for three days to achieve optimal results.
I thought I'd give Jenni something special for Valentine's Day so I started to engage in cunnilingus. I took one look and said "Damn, girl. Where's the crackers? You got some Clam Chutney up in here! Go take a bath.
by Marquis70 March 27, 2011

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by Marquis70 March 10, 2008
