monkey's chin

The hugely erotic genital bulge found in the female of the species.

See also beetle-bonnet and fanny-clam

"Get those kex of and let me stroke the monkey's chin."

by Marko The Great August 26, 2004

fanny-clam

A female bollock-bulge.

See also beetle-bonnet and monkey's chin

"Wow! Wouldn't mind rubbing my mits on that fanny-clam."

by Marko The Great August 26, 2004

tokes

More than one toke on a spliff, in rapid succession.

Results in a similar high as that with a Texas Toke

"Whoah, greedy bastard. I said toke not tokes. Get it passed on"

by Marko the Great August 03, 2005

Knob Pastie

A seriously bad case of Knob-Cheesecollected together during a long visit to Cornwall.

Before you give us a gam, you'll have to crack off that Knob Pastie.

by Marko The Great July 30, 2004

maul

German slang term for the mouth. Means gob or chops, but actually refers to the mouth of a beast.

"Get over here bitch and get your maul round my lid

by Marko The Great August 26, 2004

snelging

The practice of sniffing the internal gusset or bull-nose area of recently worn or freshly laundered ladies undergarments.

"Oi Billybob, do ya fancy a spot of snelging tonight?"

by Marko The Great August 26, 2004

dolloped

The feeling felt by a dolloper

To be well and truly wrecked, through the use of substances either legal or otherwise e.g Pissed or stoned.

"No way am I gonna even attempt to drive home mate. I feel absolutely fucking dolloped."

"Proper good shit man, that's real dolloping tackle"

by Marko the Great March 10, 2005