A bad case of 'the shits' brought on by an extremely hot curry the night before.
Much, much worse than Bombay Bum and Rhino-Eye as, in this case, the arse crack feels as though it has been prodded with a soldering iron.
Much, much worse than Bombay Bum and Rhino-Eye as, in this case, the arse crack feels as though it has been prodded with a soldering iron.
by Marko the Great August 29, 2005

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by Marko the Great March 10, 2005

The pronounced bulge in the female genital area. Most obvious when viewed slightly from the side. Also known as the beetle-bonnet, monkey's chinor fanny-clam
More politely known as the Mound of Venus.
More politely known as the Mound of Venus.
"Fuck me mate! Look at the bull-nose on that."
by Marko The Great August 26, 2004

From the verb to bollocks or bollocks-up.
When something or someone is well and truly buggered beyond repair.
pl. Bollocksing
When something or someone is well and truly buggered beyond repair.
pl. Bollocksing
"Thanks a lot. That car you sold me is totally bollocksed"
or
"Man, that is some serious shit. A couple of chuffs on that and I was totally bollocksed"
or
"Man, that is some serious shit. A couple of chuffs on that and I was totally bollocksed"
by Marko the Great August 29, 2005

The hugely erotic genital bulge found in the female of the species.
See also beetle-bonnet and fanny-clam
See also beetle-bonnet and fanny-clam
by Marko The Great August 26, 2004
