tokes

More than one toke on a spliff, in rapid succession.

Results in a similar high as that with a Texas Toke

"Whoah, greedy bastard. I said toke not tokes. Get it passed on"

by Marko the Great August 29, 2005

bollocksing

v. To Bollocks or Bollocks-up

The art of breaking or messing something up to a state of non-repair.

"Now that you have invited Jimmy, the stag-night is completely to bollocks"

or

"Hitting the television with that hammer is bollocksing it"

by Marko the Great August 29, 2005

fanny-clam

A female bollock-bulge.

See also beetle-bonnet and monkey's chin

"Wow! Wouldn't mind rubbing my mits on that fanny-clam."

by Marko The Great August 26, 2004

maul

German slang term for the mouth. Means gob or chops, but actually refers to the mouth of a beast.

"Get over here bitch and get your maul round my lid

by Marko The Great August 26, 2004

Karachi Crack

A bad case of 'the shits' brought on by an extremely hot curry the night before.
Much, much worse than Bombay Bum and Rhino-Eye as, in this case, the arse crack feels as though it has been prodded with a soldering iron.

"Oh shit Babes, you'd better put a loo-roll in the fridge, I've got Karachi Crack again"

by Marko the Great August 29, 2005

chuffs

Steady tokes on a spliff.

v. to chuff(ing) pl. Chuffs

"I was totally chilled. Sat there chuffing on a spliff, listening to The Wall"

by Marko the Great August 29, 2005

frick

The short word for a frigging prick i.e. someone who is more than just a prick but less than a fucking prick.

"Benny will you stop knobbing about with that computer. You'll end up bollocksing it you frick"

by Marko the Great August 29, 2005