Karachi Crack

A bad case of 'the shits' brought on by an extremely hot curry the night before.
Much, much worse than Bombay Bum and Rhino-Eye as, in this case, the arse crack feels as though it has been prodded with a soldering iron.
"Oh shit Babes, you'd better put a loo-roll in the fridge, I've got Karachi Crack again"
by Marko the Great August 29, 2005
mugGet the Karachi Crackmug.

chuffs

Steady tokes on a spliff.

v. to chuff(ing) pl. Chuffs
"I was totally chilled. Sat there chuffing on a spliff, listening to The Wall"
by Marko the Great August 29, 2005
mugGet the chuffsmug.

Knob Pastie

A seriously bad case of Knob-Cheesecollected together during a long visit to Cornwall.
Before you give us a gam, you'll have to crack off that Knob Pastie.
by Marko The Great July 30, 2004
mugGet the Knob Pastiemug.

dolloper

A real stoner or pisshead.

Someone for whom substance abuse has become an everyday pleasure.
"Woh, watch out for that guy, he's a real dolloper. In fact I reckon he's wrecked right now."
by Marko the Great March 10, 2005
mugGet the dollopermug.

bull-nose

The pronounced bulge in the female genital area. Most obvious when viewed slightly from the side. Also known as the beetle-bonnet, monkey's chinor fanny-clam

More politely known as the Mound of Venus.
"Fuck me mate! Look at the bull-nose on that."
by Marko The Great August 26, 2004
mugGet the bull-nosemug.

bollocksed

From the verb to bollocks or bollocks-up.

When something or someone is well and truly buggered beyond repair.

pl. Bollocksing
"Thanks a lot. That car you sold me is totally bollocksed"

or

"Man, that is some serious shit. A couple of chuffs on that and I was totally bollocksed"
by Marko the Great August 29, 2005
mugGet the bollocksedmug.

monkey's chin

The hugely erotic genital bulge found in the female of the species.

See also beetle-bonnet and fanny-clam
"Get those kex of and let me stroke the monkey's chin."
by Marko The Great August 26, 2004
mugGet the monkey's chinmug.