Marko the Great's definitions

Bombay Bum

A mild to medium case of 'the shits' following a medium curry the night before. Another symptom is poo that resembles Bombay-Mix.

A worse case would be Karachi Crack or Rhino-Eye

"Whoooaaaah! That feels like I've peppered the pan. Bombay Bum again!"

by Marko the Great August 29, 2005

monkey's chin

The hugely erotic genital bulge found in the female of the species.

See also beetle-bonnet and fanny-clam

"Get those kex of and let me stroke the monkey's chin."

by Marko The Great August 26, 2004

Karachi Crack

A bad case of 'the shits' brought on by an extremely hot curry the night before.
Much, much worse than Bombay Bum and Rhino-Eye as, in this case, the arse crack feels as though it has been prodded with a soldering iron.

"Oh shit Babes, you'd better put a loo-roll in the fridge, I've got Karachi Crack again"

by Marko the Great August 29, 2005

maul

German slang term for the mouth. Means gob or chops, but actually refers to the mouth of a beast.

"Get over here bitch and get your maul round my lid

by Marko The Great August 26, 2004

fanny-clam

A female bollock-bulge.

See also beetle-bonnet and monkey's chin

"Wow! Wouldn't mind rubbing my mits on that fanny-clam."

by Marko The Great August 26, 2004

beetle-bonnet

A female bollock-bulge.

See also fanny-clam and monkey's-chin

"Wow! Look at the bollock-bulge on that bint"

"Yeh, real beetle-bonnet on that one mate"

by Marko The Great September 7, 2004

red jacket shots

Nude shots of the female that show the full dripping gusset surrounded by the 'red jacket' of the labia lips.

Photographer: "Come on love, lets get a few showing the red jacket"

Model: "Not for the amount I am being paid. You'll have to make do with the bull-nose

by Marko The Great September 7, 2004