Marko the Great's definitions

chuffs

Steady tokes on a spliff.

v. to chuff(ing) pl. Chuffs

"I was totally chilled. Sat there chuffing on a spliff, listening to The Wall"

by Marko the Great August 29, 2005

fanny burger

Descriptive of the female genitalia when it is sandwiched between the legs and viewed sideways from the rear. A view often seen in jazz mags

"Phwooarr! Look at the fanny burger on that."

by Marko The Great August 26, 2004

snelging

The practice of sniffing the internal gusset or bull-nose area of recently worn or freshly laundered ladies undergarments.

"Oi Billybob, do ya fancy a spot of snelging tonight?"

by Marko The Great August 26, 2004

jazz mags

Magazines that contain images of the female species in various states of undress.

In some cases these images include red jacket shots

"Oh bollocks Dad, have you been borrowing my jazz mags again"

by Marko The Great September 7, 2004

dolloper

A real stoner or pisshead.

Someone for whom substance abuse has become an everyday pleasure.

"Woh, watch out for that guy, he's a real dolloper. In fact I reckon he's wrecked right now."

by Marko the Great March 10, 2005

tokes

More than one toke on a spliff, in rapid succession.

Results in a similar high as that with a Texas Toke

"Whoah, greedy bastard. I said toke not tokes. Get it passed on"

by Marko the Great August 29, 2005

bollocksing

v. To Bollocks or Bollocks-up

The art of breaking or messing something up to a state of non-repair.

"Now that you have invited Jimmy, the stag-night is completely to bollocks"

or

"Hitting the television with that hammer is bollocksing it"

by Marko the Great August 29, 2005