Definitions by Marko The Great

snelging 

The practice of sniffing the internal gusset or bull-nose area of recently worn or freshly laundered ladies undergarments.

"Oi Billybob, do ya fancy a spot of snelging tonight?"

snelging by Marko The Great August 26, 2004

fanny-clam 

A female bollock-bulge.

See also beetle-bonnet and monkey's chin

"Wow! Wouldn't mind rubbing my mits on that fanny-clam."

fanny-clam by Marko The Great August 26, 2004

monkey's chin 

The hugely erotic genital bulge found in the female of the species.

See also beetle-bonnet and fanny-clam

"Get those kex of and let me stroke the monkey's chin."

monkey's chin by Marko The Great August 26, 2004

bull-nose 

The pronounced bulge in the female genital area. Most obvious when viewed slightly from the side. Also known as the beetle-bonnet, monkey's chinor fanny-clam

More politely known as the Mound of Venus.

"Fuck me mate! Look at the bull-nose on that."

bull-nose by Marko The Great August 26, 2004

fanny burger 

Descriptive of the female genitalia when it is sandwiched between the legs and viewed sideways from the rear. A view often seen in jazz mags

"Phwooarr! Look at the fanny burger on that."

fanny burger by Marko The Great August 26, 2004

Knob Pastie 

A seriously bad case of Knob-Cheesecollected together during a long visit to Cornwall.

Before you give us a gam, you'll have to crack off that Knob Pastie.

Knob Pastie by Marko The Great July 30, 2004