Marko's definitions

nutkins

Someone with a cunt of a haircut pertaining to the 1980's UK tv "personality" Terry Nutkins who had a haircut like Max Wall on acid. A fucking nightmare basically!

Look at that hunin therangers top! He's got a right fucking nutkins

by Marko December 28, 2003

camwank

Camwank(V): To masturbate while one's webcam, or any moving image recorder/processor is turned on and someone is watching what your camera is seeing.

"Man, she's such a slut, last night on MSN she asked me to camwank for her!"
"OMG WTF LOL ROFL LMAO!"
"...die"

by Marko November 10, 2004

Phulmoid

A new shape, derived from 'cuboid'. An entirely convex shape similar to that of a rotund person with no neck. Almost impossible to represent without papier-mâché or calcined gypsum (plaster of paris).

"that man is phulmoid in shape"

by Marko January 21, 2005

Broom

Broom(N): Long, thin handle with brush at one end, used for sweeping floors clean. Not too difficult to understand, eh?

"Get a broom, sweep this floor."

by Marko November 12, 2004

disimperpreate

to eat food

YO...I heard that scott goes home and disimperpreates

scott-no i dont

other guy-you dont eat..ha

by MArko March 17, 2004

team duece

The act of taking a shit with one or more of your friends in a public restroom.

"Hey guys, lets take a team duece, then shower, and head out to pick up some tramps..."

by Marko June 24, 2004

D'Eagled

D'Eagled(V): Means to be shot with a D'Eagle, or Desert Eagle, the extremely powerful handgun. Often used in games such as Counter Strike, in which people praise guns they've never even come physically close to.

"D'Eagled from ya six, bitch!"

by Marko November 11, 2004