Hurricane Hannah

A former champion motocross racer, Bob Hannah, who was known for loosing control of his bike but staying on the throttle until it was over.

Hurricane Hannah gets squirrely in the washboard but manages to hang on.

by Mark Shackelford May 12, 2007

Vader sneeze

An involuntary, rapid expulsion of air and mucus through the nose while wearing a fullface helmet.

<mother> What is all over your face?
<sport biker> Snot.
<mom> WHY is it all over your face?
<sport biker> I Vader sneezed while riding a wheelie.
<mother> That's nice. Now go wash your face.

by Mark Shackelford June 27, 2007

quitar

A six string instrument that has been abondoned because the buyer either lost interest or quit because it was too hard to play.

I wish ol' Joe would sell me his quitar. It's been sitting in the closet for decades.

by Mark Shackelford April 28, 2007

weasel squeezers

Men's technical cycling shorts.

I wear baggies over my weasel squeezers for my urban assaults.

by Mark Shackelford August 20, 2007

phobotard

Someone with a fear of being late.

He's such a phobotard he gets to work an hour early.

by Mark Shackelford August 20, 2007

R2D2

Acronym for "Reel 2, Dialog Track 2." Also the name of a trashcan converted to droid in the double-trilogy space thriller, "Star Wars."

<stage hand> Here you go, R2D2.
<George Lucas> R2D2? Hey, let's call that fancy garbage can on wheels R2D2.
<stage hand> Do I get a raise if he becomes famous?
<George Lucas> Let me think...No!

by Mark Shackelford June 12, 2007

guitortion

An uncontrolled contorting of the face of a guitar player making repeated, irreconilable, humiliating mistakes during a solo at a live performance.

That guy's solo was so bad he had the guitortion turned up to nine.

by Mark Shackelford May 12, 2007