Mark Shackelford's definitions

Hurricane Hannah

A former champion motocross racer, Bob Hannah, who was known for loosing control of his bike but staying on the throttle until it was over.

Hurricane Hannah gets squirrely in the washboard but manages to hang on.

by Mark Shackelford May 12, 2007

Obi Wan Baloney

Someone who speaks of something they know nothing about as if they were a Jedi Master.

<Obi Wan Baloney> You should be careful when doing barrel rolls - it could disturb the yeast.
<Chuck Yeager> Thanks, I'm trying to reduce my bread intake anyway.

by Mark Shackelford November 19, 2007

enchihuahua

An enchilada made with dog meat.

I'll take the enchihuahua platter with verde sauce and double rice instead of beans.

by Mark Shackelford September 16, 2007

lung dung

Cigarette smoke byproducts that accumulate in the lungs of smokers.

<doctor> You've got quite a bit of lung dung buildup on both sides. The only advice I have is to quit smoking.
<smoking advocate> No way! That would be infringing on my civil rights.

by Mark Shackelford August 1, 2007

guitortion

An uncontrolled contorting of the face of a guitar player making repeated, irreconilable, humiliating mistakes during a solo at a live performance.

That guy's solo was so bad he had the guitortion turned up to nine.

by Mark Shackelford May 12, 2007

numlock

The event that no matter how hard you work on a problem or how educated and tutored you are, you just can't get the right answer.

Did you figure out the square root of 1 yet?
No, I've had numlock all week.

by Mark Shackelford May 7, 2007

remunch

To chew someone out a second time over the same issue.

An accounting term from the words REMain UNCHanged.

<mother> Did Stephanie remunch or forgive you?
<me> She remunched yet another hole in my rear.
<mother> You need to dump her.
<me> I can't... I love her.

by Mark Shackelford November 20, 2007