bronunciate

To mispronounce words like people of African descent.

<person1> Old Dewey said he's going to eat some strimps tonite. Did he really mean shrimp?
<person2> Yes, that's just the way he bronunciates it.

by Mark Shackelford June 01, 2007

R2D2

Acronym for "Reel 2, Dialog Track 2." Also the name of a trashcan converted to droid in the double-trilogy space thriller, "Star Wars."

<stage hand> Here you go, R2D2.
<George Lucas> R2D2? Hey, let's call that fancy garbage can on wheels R2D2.
<stage hand> Do I get a raise if he becomes famous?
<George Lucas> Let me think...No!

by Mark Shackelford May 24, 2007

captain crash

To 'go down with the ship' when crashing a bicycle, skateboard, tricycle, etc.

My little boy captain crashed his trike but did all he could to land the jump.

by Mark Shackelford May 22, 2007

misgruntled

To be upset with someone or something based on false or misleading information.

We're having a misgruntled employee meeting for everyone who thought we were cutting their benefits.

by Mark Shackelford May 29, 2007

waterblogged

To become saturated with blogs to the point of being unable to function normally.

<boyfriend> What's wrong with you tonite, you look like you were hit by a Mac truck?
<girlfriend> Sorry, I spent a little too much time on the computer and I'm a little waterblogged right now.

by Mark Shackelford May 23, 2007

quitar

A six string instrument that has been abondoned because the buyer either lost interest or quit because it was too hard to play.

I wish ol' Joe would sell me his quitar. It's been sitting in the closet for decades.

by Mark Shackelford April 20, 2007

powerbarf

To vomit up an energy bar during strenuous physical activity.

I just did a powerbarf and the top of that hill. I think it was the peanut butter chocolate chip with vanilla icing!

by Mark Shackelford April 24, 2007