Jeep

A term used to loosely describe your SUV when trying to act like you're so full of life that you don't even know what you really drive.

<customer> I need a part for my Mitsubishi Jeep.
<parts man> Is that a Mitsubishi or a Jeep?
<customer> It's a Mitsubishi.
<parts man> What model Mitsubishi?
<customer> A Jeep.
<parts man> Alright, is that a Wrangler, Cherokee or Grand Cherokee?
<customer> No, it's a Mitsubishi.
<parts man> What kind of Mitsubishi?
<customer> A Mitsubishi Jeep.
<parts man> Do you have the VIN?
<customer> No, I don't.

by Mark Shackelford May 31, 2007

holysexual

Men and women who completely abstain from even the hint of sex until married and only have sex with their spouse in obedience to the Gospel of Jesus Christ.

<pastor> I didn't even kiss my wife until we were married. On our honeymoon, it was about a two hour drive to our hotel after the flight. I was doing all I could to contain myself. We finally arrived and what happened after that is none of your business.
<teenager> Were you asexual or something?
<pastor> No, I am a holysexual.

by Mark Shackelford June 01, 2007

new guitar smell

The fragrance or odor you get when you first open the case of a new guitar. Only happens with custom built guitars that are recieved within a few days of manufacturing.

<Employee 1> Take a look at my new Carvin CT4M!
<employee 2> Whoa! It's still got new guitar smell!

by Mark Shackelford May 27, 2007

I see dumb people

A famous quote from the movie "The seventh sense." The plot of the movie revolves around a disturbed boy who tells his counselor, "I see dumb people... and they don't even know they're dumb." In the end, the counselor goes back to his home and finds that he is one of the dumb people the boy was speaking of.

I see dumb people... and they don't even know they're dumb!

by Mark Shackelford November 20, 2007

rhoid buffing

In mountainbiking, to descend a hill so steep your butt touches the back wheel.

I was rhoid buffing down that huge hill in Waco.

by Mark Shackelford August 20, 2007

Neiman Markups

A department store where you can purchase the same items as in other stores for twice the price.

My mom bought me a pair of gay shorts for $80 at Neiman Markups. I saw the same shorts at Foley's for $40 and they were just as gay.

by Mark Shackelford July 30, 2007

unethnical

When people of a distinct race and culture break away from the customs and traditions that define their ancestry.

<Abuelo> Come on kids, let's get ready for the Cinco de Mayo parade.
<Pepito> Oh, Abuelo! We won free NASCAR tickets for the race today. Can we postpone it til tomorrow.
<Abuelo> NASCAR over Cinco de Mayo?! That's unethnical!

by Mark Shackelford June 27, 2007