Definitions by Mark Shackelford

rhoid buffing 

In mountainbiking, to descend a hill so steep your butt touches the back wheel.

I was rhoid buffing down that huge hill in Waco.

rhoid buffing by Mark Shackelford August 20, 2007

mexican cereal 

Corn chip fragments mixed with salsa eaten with a spoon.

When life throws you nothing but the bottom of a bag of corn chips and some salsa, make mexican cereal!

mexican cereal by Mark Shackelford August 6, 2007

Fluffy 

Adaptation for the acronym for Furry Little Friend. FLuFfy

<singer> You're my furry little friend, I call you Fluffy!
If you mat up all your fur, I'd call you Scruffy.

Fluffy by Mark Shackelford August 2, 2007

lung dung 

Cigarette smoke byproducts that accumulate in the lungs of smokers.

<doctor> You've got quite a bit of lung dung buildup on both sides. The only advice I have is to quit smoking.
<smoking advocate> No way! That would be infringing on my civil rights.

lung dung by Mark Shackelford August 1, 2007

car warts 

Nonfunctional, external car accessories that appear to be performance modifications but actually diminish aerodynamics and add dead weight to the vehicle.

<poser> I've got fake dual exhaust with chrome tips, a dummy hood scoop, an artificial slant antenna and nonfunctional side vents. Anything else I can do to impress the women?

<tuner> Yeah, get rid of all those car warts and get a personality!

car warts by Mark Shackelford July 30, 2007

Neiman Markups

A department store where you can purchase the same items as in other stores for twice the price.

My mom bought me a pair of gay shorts for $80 at Neiman Markups. I saw the same shorts at Foley's for $40 and they were just as gay.

Neiman Markups by Mark Shackelford July 30, 2007

unethnical 

When people of a distinct race and culture break away from the customs and traditions that define their ancestry.

<Abuelo> Come on kids, let's get ready for the Cinco de Mayo parade.
<Pepito> Oh, Abuelo! We won free NASCAR tickets for the race today. Can we postpone it til tomorrow.
<Abuelo> NASCAR over Cinco de Mayo?! That's unethnical!

unethnical by Mark Shackelford June 27, 2007