by Mark Shackelford August 16, 2007
Nonfunctional, external car accessories that appear to be performance modifications but actually diminish aerodynamics and add dead weight to the vehicle.
<poser> I've got fake dual exhaust with chrome tips, a dummy hood scoop, an artificial slant antenna and nonfunctional side vents. Anything else I can do to impress the women?
<tuner> Yeah, get rid of all those car warts and get a personality!
<tuner> Yeah, get rid of all those car warts and get a personality!
by Mark Shackelford June 27, 2007
One of the many groups of peoples listed in the Holy Bible that at one time or another caused trouble against Israel.
You shall not allow any of the jebusites, perezites, hittites, moabites or fleabites to enter the congregation.
by Mark Shackelford May 22, 2007
by Mark Shackelford August 16, 2007
The original phone company in Mexico. At one time it was a monopoly but was forced to be split up by desegration legislation.
by Mark Shackelford April 24, 2007
A soft tissue on a roll engineered primarily for wiping feces off a person's anus. It is also frequently substituted for facial tissue.
<wife> How did your day go?
<hubby> Not good.
<wife> What happened?
<hubby> I took a dump at work before I realized we were out of anal tissue.
<wife> That's terrible. So what did you do?
<hubby> I used my undershirt.
<hubby> Not good.
<wife> What happened?
<hubby> I took a dump at work before I realized we were out of anal tissue.
<wife> That's terrible. So what did you do?
<hubby> I used my undershirt.
by Mark Shackelford May 18, 2007
A former champion motocross racer, Bob Hannah, who was known for loosing control of his bike but staying on the throttle until it was over.
by Mark Shackelford April 27, 2007