by Mark Shackelford May 18, 2007

<egg eater> I'm about to bingo stamp my underwear in a very big way if I don't find a restroom.
<meat eater> Was it something you ate?
<grain eater> He's got a bad case of eggslax!
<meat eater> Was it something you ate?
<grain eater> He's got a bad case of eggslax!
by Mark Shackelford May 31, 2007

Men who date homeless women thinking they will have easy love for giving them food and shelter. The women usually leave the relationship when they find the man is flaky.
by Mark Shackelford June 12, 2007

I just did a powerbarf and the top of that hill. I think it was the peanut butter chocolate chip with vanilla icing!
by Mark Shackelford May 05, 2007

A collection of outdated audio components that are not good enough to employ and not bad enough to discard.
Man, your audiopile is to die for!
by Mark Shackelford May 05, 2007

The original phone company in Mexico. At one time it was a monopoly but was forced to be split up by desegration legislation.
by Mark Shackelford May 05, 2007

When life throws you nothing but the bottom of a bag of corn chips and some salsa, make mexican cereal!
by Mark Shackelford August 06, 2007
