Four key external features that a man of taste first sees in a fit, healthy, and attractive young woman.
Quagmire, a sex-crazed character from the hit TV show Family Guy once called a woman this.
Quagmire, a sex-crazed character from the hit TV show Family Guy once called a woman this.
Quote from the Family Guy show:
Child Services Woman: Hello.
Quagmire: HEY, GET THE HELL OFF MY LAWN--well hello lips, legs, breasts, and ass!
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Child Services Woman: Hello.
Quagmire: HEY, GET THE HELL OFF MY LAWN--well hello lips, legs, breasts, and ass!
Mark H. Urban Addict since February 2004.
by Mark H November 21, 2004
Get the lips, legs, breasts, and ass mug.When you shave your pubic hair and then ejaculate(or do the Emeril) onto your woman's face and throw the shaved-off pubic hair all over her face.
Also known as a sasquatch.
Also known as a sasquatch.
I cummed all over Sarah's face and then covered all of her face with my pubic hair. Now she looks like Chewbacca.
by Mark H September 11, 2004
Get the wookie mug.1. Someone(usually a female) who is such a complete and total bitch; mean, annoying, whiny, obnoxious, and/or just generally unpleasant to be around you.
2. A VERY large female dog.
2. A VERY large female dog.
Little Fido would never want to sleep in the doghouse with Maggie, our new German Shepheard, since she's a real bitch and a half.
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by Mark H October 01, 2005
Get the bitch and a half mug.When a white woman has a threesome with two black men. One black guy goes in through her vagina and the other black guy goes indabutt. I really think the word "oreo" is quite a fitting term for this act, besides the brand name of cookie we all know and love and the term for a black person who thinks and acts like a white person.
After helping their university win the basketball game, Terrell and Jaquan made off with a very attractive white blonde cheerleader bitch from the losing university's team, took her into the men's locker room, and oreo'd her real nice and good.
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by Mark H April 23, 2005
Get the oreo'd mug.When Jeff(a little scrawny sexually frustrated guy who likes to peek into other peoples' dorm rooms to look for and watch certain people having sex) snuck his eyes into one dorm room with the sounds of intense sexual activity emanating from it, he was all of a sudden scarred for life and lost his lunch when he saw two broke down Tri Delt bitches engaging in the act of horizontal sumo wrestling and giving each other Hot Karl.
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by Mark H December 14, 2004
Get the horizontal sumo wrestling mug.A phrase that lesbian women would exclaim to groups of people to express their defiant pride of their sexual orientation.
Antonyn:
Adam and Steve, not Adam and Eve!
Antonyn:
Adam and Steve, not Adam and Eve!
When I was witnessing the gay pride parade, I've gotten really horny when I saw a bunch of half-naked to naked lesbian chicks marching down and screaming "Madame and Eve, not Adam and Eve!"
by Mark H July 17, 2004
Get the Madame and Eve, not Adam and Eve! mug.A name you'd call your girlfriend, wife, female prostitute lover, or mistress if she accepts it and thinks it's a cute way of showing affection.
Origin:
Replace "teddy" in the word "teddy bear" with "titty"(meaning a woman's breast) and you get "titty bear!"
Origin:
Replace "teddy" in the word "teddy bear" with "titty"(meaning a woman's breast) and you get "titty bear!"
Ex1. So Titty Bear, shall we make love tonight?
Ex2: Little boys sleep with teddy bears, but big boys sleep with TITTY bears!
Ex2: Little boys sleep with teddy bears, but big boys sleep with TITTY bears!
by Mark H May 15, 2004
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