topdecking

The deplorable act of taking a shit in the cistern as opposed to the toilet bowl, hence taking a dump in the 'top deck'.

Usually performed as a form of revenge.

Also known as slam dumping

This party sucks. I'm gonna topdeck the shitter and then let's get the fuck out of here.

by mark August 31, 2004

Sensi

Weed. An awesome song by Long Beach Dub Allstars

Lets smoke sum Sensi!

by Mark May 07, 2005

torpedo'd

When a so called friend ruins an evening by sticking to some inane "plan" usually created after said evening was already negotiated (usually in the face of common sense and better judgement as it relates to his/her friends)

Since Jim is totally pussy whipped, he totally torpedo'd the evening by making plans with his wife when he already had an arrangement with us.

by Mark January 08, 2004

cum guzzling scum bucket

a drinker of human liquids

when i'm on my knees at a party

by MARK January 07, 2004

knarf

Originaly part of the philosophical idea, brought about by Sir Jeffery Boivin around the renaissance era, that all parts must have a whole, thus making one side dark and one light. The dark being Knarf and the light being Fwanky. Used often as an insult.

Hey Knarf, go eat some coconut trees!

by Mark August 21, 2004

charn

dead rotting flesh as in road kill

man! we're really cutting through the charn.!!(driving or walking through some smelly area)

by mark October 04, 2003

schoeffel

<ADJ> A guy who drinks with fiorinos and does not fear women or homosexuals. Polar opposite of fagort.

"That guy is a total schoeffel"

by Mark April 24, 2004