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Definitions by Mark

spankavision 

rent a porn movies on hotel networks
good business trip, hotel had excellent spankavision
spankavision by mark January 8, 2004

torpedo'd 

When a so called friend ruins an evening by sticking to some inane "plan" usually created after said evening was already negotiated (usually in the face of common sense and better judgement as it relates to his/her friends)
Since Jim is totally pussy whipped, he totally torpedo'd the evening by making plans with his wife when he already had an arrangement with us.
torpedo'd by Mark January 8, 2004

cum guzzling scum bucket

cum guzzling scum bucket by MARK January 7, 2004
1 : the time required for half of something to undergo a process: as a : the time required for half of the atoms of a radioactive substance to become disintegrated b : the time required for half the amount of a substance (as a drug or radioactive tracer) in or introduced into a living system or ecosystem to be eliminated or disintegrated by natural processes
2 : a period of usefulness or popularity preceding decline or obsolescence <slang usually has a short half-life>
For americium-241, it is known that half of the atoms decay in 458 years. Therefore, 458 years is the half-life of americium-241. Every radioactive element has a different half-life, ranging from fractions of a second to millions of years, depending on the specific isotope. For example, americium-243 has a half-life of 7,370 years.
Half Life by Mark January 6, 2004

most extreme elimination challenge 

1) Scenario:
A male contestant dressed in a roll of bamboo shoots must climb up a hill covered in foam, while avoiding giant acorns being rolled down the hill at him. The starting point at the bottom of the hill is covered in bushes.
2) Action:
The contestant is hit by rolling acorns and is forced back to the starting point.
Commentary:
"Well I guess after taking a few nuts on the chin, it must feel pretty good to be back in the bush".
All very legitimate and wholesome when taken in context.
errrrrrrrrrm
a batty boy
who works in j sainsburys
n he sucks cocks
n walks like a woman
n hes got a chicken arse
klaine by mark January 3, 2004
The noise a swan makes
Swan - "Quonk"
Quonk by Mark December 30, 2003