Mark's definitions

conan o'brien

The host of Late Night with Conan O'Brien on NBC. In my opinon, funnier than Leno, Letterman, Kilborn and (unfortunatley) Kimmel. Though he rarely receives A-list celebrities, his skits and antics are second to none in hilarity. His show spawned the infamous character of Triumph the Insult Comic Dog.

Staying up for Conan O'Brien is worth while, even though it usually starts late because of stupid Jay Leno.

by Mark August 17, 2004

pecker puffer

one who can puff on a pecker

Mindy is not a pecker puffer.

by mark March 4, 2004

YKK

The current corporate incarnation of Yoshida Kogyo Kabushikikaisha, the Japanese zipper zaibatsu.

*zzzzzzzzip*

by Mark July 1, 2003

twank

to bang

I twanked your sister yesterday

by Mark September 21, 2003

grape

to rape someone by putting a couple of fingers up into her and rubbing her g-spot until she cums, usually while a couple of other guys are holding her in place.

I graped Sally while Mike and Dave held her. She was like embarrassed to tears at how hard she came.

by Mark May 13, 2005

Lampin

verb: To just chill back and relax while being totally unproductive

"Said she's just lampin, chillin on campus" - Kanye West -

by Mark December 12, 2004

CWILF

Co-Worker I'd Like to Fuck - a person of the same OR opposite sex from work that one would like to make the naked pretzel with.

Man, that Fiorino is NOT a CWILF. He's one ugly mofo.

by Mark August 7, 2004