Mark's definitions

klaine

errrrrrrrrrm
a batty boy
who works in j sainsburys
n he sucks cocks
n walks like a woman
n hes got a chicken arse

mark bromage

by mark January 3, 2004

Scotsman's Stare

The strange expression those North of the Border exhibit when they see an attractive member of the opposite sex.

Everytime the projector girl came into the room David Marwick gave her the Scotsman's Stare, it was as if he was back home in Edinburgh.

by Mark June 22, 2006

unibrow

A single eyebrow, linked by hair over the nose between what in most people are two separate eyebrows.

The screen actor Colin Ferrell has one of the sexiest unibrows I've ever seen.

by Mark August 2, 2003

kirkling

Also a wordnewblet/word or wordnewbie/word. They are affiliated with their head hancho Kirk Gaughan. They terrorize the world with their newbatry.

There were a newbish amount of kirklings newbing.

by Mark November 8, 2003

Early Weakness

Someone who starts to slow his drinking rate at the beginning of a large session as a symptom of feeling the effects of alcohol.

Although it was only 7pm and everyone else had finished their drinks, John was showing an " early weakness " as he struggled with his half a pint.

by Mark July 11, 2003

manimal

Any male that cannot control his primal urges (that being: eating, fighting, releaving themselves, or copulating)

95% of the male population under 30...they are manimals

by Mark November 27, 2004

ball tap

Verb, intransitive,transitive: To hit someone in the testicles.

He was being an ass, so I ball-tapped him.

by Mark November 30, 2002