sperm

an anoying person a geek someone who really gets on your wick

will you just f**k off you SPERM

by marie August 04, 2003

guffed

breaking wind, letting rip, farting

phewwww can you smell that i've just guffed!!!!!!

by marie August 05, 2003

aliens

something that don't look human, very abnormal, very ugly

i thought i was being shagged by an alien last night then i had a closer look and it was my boyfriend DAZ

by marie August 20, 2003

pearl diving

when a guy beats off in a pool and the cum forms little small pearl-like balls - because the cum does not mix with the water. And the cum-balls fall to the floor of the pool and someone can actually pick thtem up, until the cum hits air, then it melts back to the original slimmy form.

Sue went pearl diving, after Mike's sperm, just to prove Mike and Brandon wrong.

by Marie September 13, 2004

kissafer

is a bootiful, funny ,sexual person who is the bestest and always sum1 u know u can talk to.

who'd u hang round wiv now then, oh kissafer.

by marie April 14, 2005

zit

a horrible yellow mucos that pops up on your skin a looks gross

hey mate you've got a big shitty zit on the end of your nose, days later a and its took over there face eeeeeeeeeee it looks like a mutant

by marie August 05, 2003

buenos dias

Spanish, used when greeting a person

"buenos dias"
"hello"

by marie September 18, 2004