Maria F.'s definitions

F.B.T.

FUCKING BITCHES TONIGHT

Bobby & I are so popular in high school, we plan on F.B.T. while out trick-or-treating.

by Maria F. November 2, 2019

Shrimplet

A type of dick that is so small that it requires the use of a magnifying glass.

Priest: Will you marry Joe even though he has a shrimplet?

Wife: Does it include a magnifying glass with a lifetime warranty?

Joe’s dick isn’t big enough to be a shrimp, it is a shrimplet.

by Maria F. November 5, 2019

Cockcussion

Concussion caused by giving too much head

He has a cockcussion from last night.

by Maria F. December 13, 2020

First Mother

The mother of the president of the US or other head of state

She is the first mother of the President of the US

by Maria F. March 26, 2022

Robbercrat

A political party for individuals who rob from other individuals who work hard for their money.

What political party does Joe belong to? He is a robbercrat.

by Maria F. October 10, 2019