Marcus Reed's definitions

tony parker

1. The best French basketball player ever, point guard of the San Antonio Spurs.

2. The lucky son of a bitch that's dating Eva Longoria.

1. Did you see Tony Parker make that mad-ass drive to the hoop?

2. Yo Tony Parker, can I fuck your girlfriend tonight?

by Marcus Reed August 20, 2006

walker texas ranger

An anagram of Karate Wrangler Sex. I don't know what that is, but it sounds awesome.

Walker Texas Ranger!!!!

by Marcus Reed October 5, 2006

rap is crap

A phrase said by all rap haters, and why? because they have not heard true rap. It's as simple as that. Look at what others say. An oxymoron. Saying good music is bad. Listen to people like Tupac and Biggy. Big Daddy Kane. Public Enemy. KRS-One. Underground rap.

On the other hand, it is indeed an opinion and people really don't care when you say it because they are doing more important things with their lives.

"Rap is crap"

Well, if you're going to dis rap, do it somewhere else and stop bitching about it here.

by Marcus Reed September 15, 2006

urban dick

A cock-faced, son-of-a-bitch, fucking cuntlicker at Urban Dictionary who won't let you sumbit some definitions because they are "forbidden."

Those urban dicks won't let me submit a definition for Aquemini.

by Marcus Reed September 16, 2006

Madden NFL 07

The best video game out so far. Enough said.

I have to say Madden NFL 07 here.

by Marcus Reed September 23, 2006

guns don't kill people, people kill people

Truer words could never have been said.

Stupid Urban Dicktionary. There's no example needed, yet you're making me write one anyway. And you're forcing me to write "guns don't kill people, people kill people" in its context also. Fucking cunts.

by Marcus Reed September 15, 2006

food and liquor

Lupe Fiasco's new album. Features such good songs like "Kick Push" and "I Gotcha."

About time he put that fucking Food and Liquor album out, it's been like 6 months since he released the first single.

by Marcus Reed September 23, 2006