Definitions by Marcus Reed

eye for an eye 

If you're not an idiot, you'd know that "eye for an eye" means, if you fuck someone up, we'll fuck you up too. First coined by Hammurabi back in ancient Mesopotamia times, although I'm sure he didn't quite put it that way.

When John Wilkes Booth shot Lincoln, then got killed in a barn in Virginia, that's an eye for an eye.
When Nathan Gale shot that dimebag Darrel, then got tracked down and killed, that's an eye for an eye.
When you give me AIDS after sex, then I track you down and stab the shit out of you, that's an eye for an eye.

eye for an eye by Marcus Reed October 14, 2006

undeleted 

What you try to do when you accidentally delete something and you want it back!

No, no undeleted! Undeleted! I didn't mean to do that! Come back, Ali! Come back Ali's sister! You two meant the world to me!

undeleted by Marcus Reed October 14, 2006

Tayshaun Prince

1) Overrated fuck on the Detroit Pistons.
2) A term for a person who is anorexic. Also known as a Rip Hamilton.

"Holy shit Mommy, look at that skinny ass dude walking down the street!"
"Don't worry son, that's just Tayshaun Prince."

Tayshaun Prince by Marcus Reed October 13, 2006

pile of electronics university

Archrival team of the CGNU Dumples. They are basically just a pile of electronics. They always lose because The Cheat beats the shit out of them with a golf club.

The Dumples just owned Pile of Electronics University...again.

pile of electronics university by Marcus Reed October 7, 2006

release therapy 

Ludacris's new album

Shake ya moneymaker like somebody bout to pay ya, don't worry bout dem hatas keep your nose up in the ai-yuh...
You know I got it, if you want it come get it stand next to this money like EY! EY! EY!!!

from Release Therapy's "Money Maker"

release therapy by Marcus Reed October 6, 2006

walker texas ranger 

An anagram of Karate Wrangler Sex. I don't know what that is, but it sounds awesome.

Walker Texas Ranger!!!!

walker texas ranger by Marcus Reed October 5, 2006

pubic hair 

A patch of hair near the private parts. Men have it, women have it. It's like a jungle down there.

Speaking of which, I learned that white people don't use washcloths. Did you know that? I'm serious they got one bar of soap in the house. Every time I go to use it, someone's pubic hair was in it. Why yo ass gonna put the wrong bar of soap in your butt and all that. Maybe I need to wash my face...or my feet.

pubic hair by Marcus Reed October 5, 2006