Monkey Spank

A man who enjoys masturbating to the mating calls of animals.

Johnny is such a monkey spank.

by Marc April 03, 2005

thing in a bag

noun. In the flash animated series of Homestar Runner cartoons, a non-existant wonder that Strong Bad uses by looking into a paper bag. Homestar Runner has hopes that he will someday be allowed to see the Thing In A Bag, and does errands for Strong Bad to curry his favor.

HS: What are you doing?

SB: Hanging out at The Stick, looking at a thing in a bag.

HS: Can I see?

SB: No. It's for me. And The Cheat. And Strong Mad.

by Marc February 24, 2004

flupejack

to really fuck someone up...

Ray had enough of Tims shit so he flupejacked the mutherfucker

by marc March 04, 2005

turd blossom

1. (noun) In west Texas, a desert wild flower that grows up out of a meadow muffin.
2. (proper noun) One of G.W. Bush's nicknames for Karl Rove.
3. (slang) any positive consequence (beauty) that comes from something unwholesome(shit)

1. "Ma, that there's the purtiest turd blossom I've seen in miles."
2. "We'll get Turd Blossom to out Wilson's wife (Valerie Plame) to Novak."
3. "Wow, buddy, that presentation you gave to the board was quite a turd blossom."

by Marc April 01, 2004

Joy ride

A great song on Grand Theft Auto one. The One which started it all. Has the best music and most rememberable.

Take it to da edge theres nowhere ta hide and call up da boys and lets go fora joy ride

by Marc August 14, 2004

willies

1. n. a sense of dread or extreme discomfort.

2. n. or adj. term used to describe a Jeep manufactored prior to the time that the American Motor Company (AMC) took over production.

1. The sight of blood always gave the squeemish man the willies.

2. The Jeep show featured a lot of catagories, including stock, modified, and even a Willies section.

by Marc February 10, 2004

fartologist

A person who studies farts.

I am going to community college to get my associates in fartology.

by Marc April 25, 2005