Manx bloke's definitions

dot cotton

Manx rhyming slang for rotton. A female with an unattractive, repulsive appearance.

That bird you pulled last night was dot cotton!

by Manx bloke September 3, 2006

fellor

Mate, friend etc. A variant on "fellow" or "fella".

How you doin' fellor?
Alright, cheers fellor!

by Manx bloke September 3, 2006

Fellatio Nelson

Performing an act of fellatio. (A pun on Heratio Nelson and Nelson's Column).

We were sat there watching tv, and the next thing I knew she was giving me the old Fellatio Nelson!

by Manx bloke September 3, 2006

Stinkin'

An unattractive person.

Sorry to say this mate, but your girlfriend is stinkin'

by Manx bloke September 6, 2006

spamoid

An insult. Used to describe a person as idiotic, foolish, clumsy, and slightly geeky.

Ste: "Why are you soaked in beer?"
Andy: "Because Ian the Spamoid just spilled my pint all down me!"

by Manx bloke October 28, 2006

arse

Spoken in a posh english accent, it can be used to describe a person as being an idiot.

Lord Rumsford: "I say Jeeves, I asked for a bottle of Château Margaux 1978, not 1977 you complete arse!"
Jeeves: "Very good sir"

by Manx bloke January 2, 2007

Gold Digger

A woman who dates or marries a man just to get her grubby little hands on his money.

Gold Digger: "Hello Mr McCartney, my name's Heather Mills."

by Manx bloke November 5, 2006