Wanked Out

Exhaustion brought on by excessive masturbation.

"I was at it for a solid 30 minutes, now I'm all Wanked Out!"

by Manx bloke November 06, 2006

Mint Condition

A phrase used to describe a particularly attractive and sexy female.

"Wow! Jenna is looking in Mint Condition!"
"You are in totally Mint Condition girl!"

by Manx bloke November 06, 2006

fellor

Mate, friend etc. A variant on "fellow" or "fella".

How you doin' fellor?
Alright, cheers fellor!

by Manx bloke September 03, 2006

Jesus

Probably was a really top bloke who lived 2000 years ago. On the level, talked sense, encouraged everyone just to get along with each other.
Murdered by the authorities who saw him as a threat.
Now worshipped as the son of God.
Closest modern day comparisons would be John Lennon or Martin Luther King (both also murdered).

"Jesus was a black man
No Jesus was Batman"

Shaun Ryder - 1995

by Manx Bloke June 15, 2007

Gold Digger

A woman who dates or marries a man just to get her grubby little hands on his money.

Gold Digger: "Hello Mr McCartney, my name's Heather Mills."

by Manx bloke November 06, 2006

Rasputin

Russia's greatest love machine.

Ra Ra Rasputin, lover of the Russian queen
They didn't quit, they wanted his head
Ra Ra Rasputin, Russia's greatest love machine
And so they shot him till he was dead.

by Manx Bloke January 04, 2008

Stinkin'

An unattractive person.

Sorry to say this mate, but your girlfriend is stinkin'

by Manx bloke September 05, 2006