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spamoid

An insult. Used to describe a person as idiotic, foolish, clumsy, and slightly geeky.
Ste: "Why are you soaked in beer?"
Andy: "Because Ian the Spamoid just spilled my pint all down me!"
by Manx bloke October 28, 2006
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Political Correctness

Political Correctness - The ideal that forces people, through peer-pressure, to use certain words or act in a certain way as to not cause offence to anyone.

Taking the idea of equality to the extreme.

Often championed by the BBC, who not only use politically correct terms, but often use the "token black man/token female" in many programmes and features.

A tool frequently used by New Labour.

The eradicator of free-speech.

The root of everything that is wrong with society today.
A shot-arse is not "physically challenged", he/she is a short arse.
A dumbass is not "mentally challenged", he/she is a dumbass.
A binman is not a "refuse collector", he/she is a binman.
A postman is not a "letter carrier", he/she is a postman.
The loser in a boxing match did not "finish second place", he/she lost!

Political Correctness is a plague on modern society.
by Manx Bloke July 13, 2007
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dot cotton

Manx rhyming slang for rotton. A female with an unattractive, repulsive appearance.
That bird you pulled last night was dot cotton!
by Manx bloke September 3, 2006
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arse

Spoken in a posh english accent, it can be used to describe a person as being an idiot.
Lord Rumsford: "I say Jeeves, I asked for a bottle of Château Margaux 1978, not 1977 you complete arse!"
Jeeves: "Very good sir"
by Manx bloke January 2, 2007
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fellor

Mate, friend etc. A variant on "fellow" or "fella".
How you doin' fellor?
Alright, cheers fellor!
by Manx bloke September 3, 2006
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Doing a Yoko

Living off the fame of one's spouse, due to the fact that the person does not have any talent themself.
"I see Victoria Beckham has resorted to Doing a Yoko."
"Are you surprised with that singing voice?"
by Manx bloke November 5, 2006
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Sheffield

The city of sex & steel, the heart of the north, and the birthplace of football.

Basically the greatest city in the world.
"Hey, I've just been to Sheffield, and it's the shit!"
by Manx Bloke July 30, 2007
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