Definitions by Manu Vatuvei

Bug smuggler 

A person who illicitly transfers bugs or insects from place to place, often across international borders.

Michael is a bug smuggler, he got caught with 1,000 centipedes at Auckland International Airport.

Bug smuggler by Manu Vatuvei December 13, 2014

doubt it albert 

Means 'I highly doubt that, my friend' or 'that is not true'. Similar to saying "Whatever Trevor"

John: "Hey Peter, you owe me $50!"

Peter: "Doubt it Albert! I don't owe you diddlysquat"

doubt it albert by Manu Vatuvei August 8, 2010

jrek 

A drink.

Plural: jreks

Past participle: jrekked

Rusil, can you please get me a jrek from the tuck shop.

We are having some jreks at the cricket club after the match.

I drank 8 Steinies through a straw and I am now pretty jrekked.

jrek by Manu Vatuvei April 25, 2010

All Blacks

To crumble under pressure, as the All Blacks have done at the previous 5 Rugby World Cup.

And Dan aims up an easy shot at goal.......oh now has made an All Blacks of that one and completely missed.

All Blacks by Manu Vatuvei October 25, 2007

goneburger 

Adjective describing someone who is no longer around in their present position. Usually used in a dramatic sense. Used in New Zealand

If he doesn't win the next election he will be goneburger.

or: What happened to Gregg on Survivor Palau?
>>Hes goneburger

goneburger by Manu Vatuvei November 15, 2005

Boon 

A person of Maori of Pacific Island descent.

I worked with this boon called Iafeta, he came from South Auckland.

Boon by Manu Vatuvei October 11, 2005

Neh

No. It is a way of saying no with a degree of disgust or negativity

A: Could you pass me that pen?

B: Neh!

Neh by Manu Vatuvei August 23, 2005