Definitions by Mandingoe

mongo 

Anything salvaged from the trash.
Your trash is my urban treasure!

The night before trash day is mongo primetime.

My garden hose is a mongo score. It's in perfect condition!

mongo by mandingoe July 8, 2004

dotcom 

some thing that falls fast

The number of teams with a chance of making it to the playoffs is dropping like a dotcom stock.

Variant: dropping like stock in Enron

dotcom by mandingoe June 16, 2004

swellegant 

nifty, witty, swank, jazzy and maybe a trifle gay
swell + ellegant
Coined by Cole Porter

The costumes were absolutely swellegant.

swellegant by mandingoe June 15, 2004

in like flynn

an antiquated way of saying in there like swimwear meaning a sure thing; goal attainment is assured; prospects are brilliant

"Sally invited me to her place while her folks are out of town! I'm in like Flynn!"

"Dude, with cheezy cliches like that, she may kick you out like last weeks garbage."

in like flynn by mandingoe June 15, 2004

where the sun never shines

1. a euphemism for up da butt

2. an intensifier used to connote aggression in phrases such as "Oh yeah? Well you can take that draft card and put it where the sun never shines".

Where the sun don't shine is coarser and therefore more aggressive.

Take your fucking capital gains tax cut and stick it where the sun never shines.

where the sun never shines by mandingoe June 15, 2004

in there like swimwear 

1. a sure thing; a lock; goal attainment is assured; prospects are brilliant

2. all over it; about to take care of with gusto

From the tendency of thongs and other tightfitting swimwear to become wedged where the sun never shines

"In there like swimwear" is "in like Flynn" for a new millenium. Can you name a single Errol Flynn movie? But everyone knows (and loves) the Thong Song.

"Make friends with her friends and you'll be in there like swimwear."
from The Player's Rulebook

in there like swimwear by mandingoe June 15, 2004

American Dream 

see doublewide

The American Dream: work hard, save your money, move up to a doublewide.

American Dream by mandingoe June 15, 2004