finance

v. To embezzle

From the Gaelic, to steal your neighbors eggs.

Andy Fastow was Enron's Chief Financial Officer.

by mandingoe April 13, 2004

trout pout

1. {Chiefly British} The result of over inflating lips with collagen. Lips may also resemble sausages or a baloon sculpture.

2. A more temporary variant of this condition may result from orthodontic or dental procedures.

1. Her trout pout looks as if she ran into a wasp’s nest lips first.

2. {Shouted in the hallway} Hey trout pout! Ya goin' for the Meg Ryan look?

by mandingoe October 20, 2005

all over it

to dispatch with alacricity; to take care of with gusto

I'm all over it (finsihing that project)
As soon as they found the leftover cake, they were all over it

by mandingoe July 16, 2003

404

webpage not at this address.
From internet error 404 - File Not Found

You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
404

by mandingoe April 29, 2004

Panhandle

a long, narrow projection from the rest of the state

States with panhandles: Texas, Florida,
Oklahoma, West Virginia, Virginia, Alaska, Idaho, Maryland, and Nebraska

The Florida panhandle (a.k.a Baja Alabama) is completely different from the rest of the state.

by Mandingoe May 31, 2004

pissing contest

1. a dispute that's a matter of one side's claims or bluster against the other's; a word feud; bickering; belly bumping. Contrary to some definitions, women are quite capable of(although usually less inclined to) "hold their own" in a pissing contest, which could morph into a shirt-shredding cat fight

2. many of the pointless definitions at this site that every one over the age of 8 already knows the meaning of

Liberal Conservative
Goth Prep
Pro-life Pro-Choice
Religion Atheist
ad nauseum in aeternum

by mandingoe June 08, 2004

shanker

a primary sore or ulcer at the site of entry of a pathogen; the initial lesion of syphilis
also spelled chancre

Ewwww! You've got shankers on yer johnson!

by mandingoe July 16, 2003