Definitions by Mandingoe

worship the porcelain god 

to vomit repeatedly, especially after getting sloshed

After the frat party last night my roommate was down the hall worshipping the porcelain god for most of the night.

worship the porcelain god by mandingoe April 26, 2004

restraining order 

just another way of saying I love you

Please tell the gentleman who keeps sending me those letters that contain words like "cease and desist" and "restraining order" that there's really no need.

restraining order by mandingoe April 26, 2004

plexing 

Worrying, stressing out.

I been plexin bout her not returning my calls for the last 3 days.

plexing by Mandingoe April 25, 2004

Pervy 

Creepy. Describes a middle-aged guy who stares too much and doesn't realize that young girls aren't interested in him. A step below a stalker.

The thing she hated most about the bus were the stares from the pervy guy.

Pervy by mandingoe April 19, 2004

merkin 

Friends of George W. Bush. A few merkins wear pubic wigs.

My fellow 'merkins, Let's Roll.

merkin by mandingoe April 19, 2004

shaka cheese

Grated Parmesan and Romano cheese in a cardboard cannister.

Do you want shaka cheese on your spaghetti?

shaka cheese by mandingoe April 19, 2004

Vanilla 

plain

conventional

unflavored

Just plain vanilla beans and rice for dinner.

Vanilla by mandingoe April 14, 2004