flip a shitty

phrase used to aid the navigation of a car upon missing a turn.

Flip a shitty up here--we missed the entrance.

by mamma murder August 17, 2010

Miss White

(N)- Slang term for cocaine.

(Addict to dealer)

"Could you help me be like Miss White tonight?"

by Mamma Murder May 10, 2010

the skreezies

slang term for making something from "scratch".

"Yeah, dude--I'm baking some oatmeal raisin cookies from the skreezies!"

by mamma murder December 14, 2010

Offschwitz

It's summertime in Michigan and you find yourself in the woods.

Here's what you do: Bust out a can of Off and offer to spray your friends down, then tell them to line their shoes up--because they'll be needing them later.

There you have it!

You've just created your own tactless Holocaust joke to share with your friends.

"Welcome to Offschwitz!" as you shake the can and smile with wild eyes.

by mamma murder July 23, 2010

gettable

A girl that has a rockin' body but has some oddity that lowers her self esteem enough to agree to date a guy like you.

Yeah, sure she's had a c-section and the left side of her face hangs a little lower than the right--she's gettable, though, dude!

by mamma murder September 09, 2010

vampire tan

A person whose skin is sickly white.

I only come out after dark--got to keep my vampire tan.

by mamma murder December 06, 2010

Mamma Murder

(N) A night walker type of girl you meet at a bar. She's the girl with the razor blade eyes and killer thighs--with just enough showing to blow your mind.

She's a w-o-m-a-n and she'll kill you with her verbs--meaning that she's hot AND she's intelligent and she probably WOULD kill you.

Mamma Murder's got a vampire tan and dark brown hair and large doe eyes.

First she'll use you--then she'll lose you.

Have you ever heard of her? She's a murderer! Mamma Murder stole his heart away (and ate it for dinner).

Mamma's a sinner--here to prove that Satan is real.

by Mamma Murder May 11, 2010