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Offschwitz

It's summertime in Michigan and you find yourself in the woods.

Here's what you do: Bust out a can of Off and offer to spray your friends down, then tell them to line their shoes up--because they'll be needing them later.

There you have it!

You've just created your own tactless Holocaust joke to share with your friends.
"Welcome to Offschwitz!" as you shake the can and smile with wild eyes.
by mamma murder July 28, 2010
mugGet the Offschwitzmug.

freezer fur

Uh, I don't know if you want this--there's freezer fur all over it.
by mamma murder December 16, 2010
mugGet the freezer furmug.

seyelent conversation

another form of intelligence where communication is possible between two or more people with just the use of eye contact.
All it took was just one look and the two of them knew exactly everything that they needed to say-- in the most seductive sort of way. What happened between them was a "seyelent conversation."
by mamma murder August 12, 2010
mugGet the seyelent conversationmug.

pimpmatized

American rapper, Too $hort, offers all who are interested, a degree of pimpology.

Pimpmatized is the culmunation of the degree in pimpology.

The rules of being a pimp include (but are not limited to):

1. Never love a bitch or a hoe.

2. Always act cool.

3. Break a bitch (poor or rich)

4. Keep your hoe. (most important)
Come to my school and get pimpmatized!
by mamma murder July 12, 2010
mugGet the pimpmatizedmug.

Tom Sawyer

In the South along the Mississippi River, a Tom Sawyer is a lynched black man hanging from a tree whose roots are in the river--making the tree seemingly grow from the riverbed.
Mark Twain should change his name because he ain't that deep. The real Tom Sawyer was in need of a lawyer before he took the dead man's leap.
by Mamma Murder May 15, 2010
mugGet the Tom Sawyermug.

straight line circles

(phrase) This phrase is used to describe the rotation of a pipe around a group of marijuana smokers. Usually, for convenience, the group will form a circle to pass the pipe but sometimes the group will form a line, thus causing them to pass the pipe in a "straight line circle".
Man, I can't do straight line circles! I always pass it to the wrong person!!
by mamma murder May 29, 2010
mugGet the straight line circlesmug.

touched

A word used to politely describe someone that is incompetent.
It's all right Allison, she's touched.
by mamma murder December 16, 2010
mugGet the touchedmug.

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