Sex

Joe Porter gets a lot of it!

Guy 1: Have you heard about sex?
The Cool Guy (Joe Porter): Yeah! I do it all the time with women!
Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!

by Mamma Joe not Joe Mamma October 13, 2020

Ninja

The turtles not the streamer

Guy 1: Do you like ninjas?
The cool one (Joe Porter): depends.
Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!

by Mamma Joe not Joe Mamma October 20, 2020

Joe Porter

Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter

Guy 1: Have you heard of our lord and savior Joe Porter
Guy 2: Yeah he is my role model, he is soooo handsome. He just oozes masculine stuff
Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter

by Mamma Joe not Joe Mamma October 09, 2020

Samuel Wright

An idiot who is dumber than Joe Porter but that isn't hard as Joe Porter is very smart and handsome! Also, wtf is his haircut.

Guy 1: Have you heard about Samuel Wright?
The Cool Guy (Joe Porter): Ha! That idiot! Yeah, I heard he spied on his sister in the shower! What a creep!
Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!

by Mamma Joe not Joe Mamma October 13, 2020

Meme

Pronounced ME-ME

Guy 1: What is a meme
The cool guy(Joe Porter): ME!
Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!

by Mamma Joe not Joe Mamma October 06, 2020

Help

Its what your face needs

Guy 1: Why do you say I need help?
The Cool Guy (Joe Porter): Cus' your face needs help!
Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!

by Mamma Joe not Joe Mamma October 13, 2020

Avenue

Avenue amrite

Guy 1: The random word generator says Avenue
The cool guy (Joe Porter): Guess I'll add it to Urban Dictionary!
Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!

by Mamma Joe not Joe Mamma November 03, 2020