MalumLibrum958's definitions

Afterglow

When you cream your jeans and bask in it instead of cleaning yourself.

Number One: Well, aren't you going to clean your jeans?
Number Two: Hell no man, I'm basking in the afterglow rn.

by MalumLibrum958 April 11, 2021

Isekai'd

Shorthand for being teleported into a fantasy world, often via a collision with a motor vehicle.

Ryan: Poor Devin got isekai'd last week. He had to kill a dark lord and everything!
Bryan: He should really learn to look both ways before crossing the street.

by MalumLibrum958 April 23, 2022

Kissed them in

To add someone to a team of some kind.

Taylor: Barry said we needed more manpower for a bum rush, so I went to Chris and Vaughn and kissed them in.

by MalumLibrum958 May 30, 2022

No hope road

A course of action that will lead to no success whatsoever.

This is a no hope road.

by MalumLibrum958 April 17, 2023

Graegorae

The name of a whale from a Korean comic series. The series starts out as a slice of life comic about the whale and his friends' daily adventures. Later on, however, it becomes about superheroes fighting terrorists.

Graegorae in episode 1: I ate too much ice cream and pooped myself.
Graegorae in episode 684: My grandfather was murdered right in front of me and my best friend sacrificed himself to blow up the main antagonist.

by MalumLibrum958 September 26, 2021

Guys, Gals, and Nonbinary Pals

An all-inclusive way to address a crowd.

Motivational Speaker: Hello guys, gals, and nonbinary pals!
Crowd: Wow. How inclusive.

by MalumLibrum958 November 12, 2022

Wokehole

An asshole who acts "woke".

Alice: The original movie was about a white man, but the remake will be about a black woman.
Bob: I met the director. He's a wokehole.

by MalumLibrum958 July 17, 2024