Malice's definitions

chinese boyfriend

some guy that you pick up but can't get rid of, who after 2 weeks of dating, is ready to get married and pop out 4 kids. be expected to do everything around the house AND work to bring in extra income towards another house.

see also cheapskate, slumlord, domestic abuse, housewife, mortgage, and (non)(sexual gratification

"I see them girls wit their chinese boyfriends. Un-uh. That shit ain't for me. I need substance to a
man. Height-wise, width-wise, and dick-wise."

by malice January 14, 2005

world's worst singers list

I would have to agree with that guy. Id also throw in britney spears, avril shit face, and all those other much music pop princesses

by Malice September 1, 2003

clubbing

1. Jarin meaning "visit several clubs"
2. Slang for masturbating or Pleasuring oneself
Clubbing the Seal
Spanking the Monkey
Cocking the Gun
Waxing the Rod

1. Dude Lets go Clubbing Tonight!
2. Shit, My mom walked in on me when i was clubbing the seal in my bedroom!!

by Malice September 6, 2003

Havokned

When someone gets a lower ping but doesn't perform any better.

Awww, 30 ping but still I got totally Havokned!

by Malice March 6, 2003

mingface

1. a word for use when you frget someones name.
2. a really nasty looking person.

you are such a mingface

by malice November 20, 2003

Plars

Another "l33t" version of please.

pmfg s3x plars?!?!11one!!uno!1

by Malice May 13, 2004

leiko

femanine Japapnese name meaning 'arrogant'

Leiko, get over here and mop the kitchen.

by Malice April 12, 2005