Definitions by Maleficent 2002

Blue waffles 

A delicious food created by Sally Jackson. As a show up to when her abusive ex-husband Gabe told her son Percy Jackson that blue food didn't exist.

Percy you're drowning your Blue waffles in syrup.

Blue waffles by Maleficent 2002 August 3, 2017

Percy Jackson 

The essence of perfect. Son of Poseidon. Supreme Lord of the Bathroom. Seaweed brain. Lover of blue food. Mamas boy. Very protective of his wise girl

I want a boyfriend like Percy Jackson

Percy Jackson by Maleficent 2002 July 8, 2017

mr.duncan 

A terrible teacher who taught everything he wasn't supposed to teach.
Enjoys
- yelling at students

- threatening

- hidding dangerous tools in locked cubboards

-Being high in the sky
- wearing Kevin Owens t-shirts

Teachers like Mr.Duncan need to re-evaluate their decision to become teacher.

mr.duncan by Maleficent 2002 February 16, 2017