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Definitions by Maks

girlie men 

men who do not fit the accustomed stereotypical portrait of how a man should act. Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger (R) of California referred to the state Democrats by this moniker as a result of their stalling and refusal to pass his planned budget.
Arnold thought long and hard. He was furious with the state Democrats. How dare they not pass my budget, thought he. He looked over the varied scripts of his films to see if there was a suitable quote in Terminator 3, or Jingle All The Way, or Last Action Hero. But there wasn't. But then he had it.

"I shall call them...", he said, "girlie men!"
girlie men by maks August 11, 2004

Schwarzenegger 

action film star elected governor of california. Holds the record for least comprehension of english proportional to time spent in english-speaking country.

It is puzzling how cali voters could be worked into anti-immigrant frenzies by a man who talks like ahhnold does.
schwarzenegger, you've been in america 23 years? why the fuck do you still have an accent?
Schwarzenegger by maks July 28, 2004

confusing as father's day at shawn kemp's house

a very confising situation. Named so because Mr. Kemp has six children with four different women, and so the occurence of father's day will likely feature puzzlement on Mr. Kemp's part as he tries to match the children with their mothers, not to mention the catfight bound to break out when four ghetto ladies gather to discuss the children fathered by the same man.
-How was the math exam?
-Fuck, I dont think I got a question right. It was as confusing as father's day at shawn kemp's house...
SECTION OF NIGERIAN LAW WHICH COVERS FRAUD. OFTEN CALLED A NIGERIAN 419 SCAM BECAUSE THE EMAIL SCAM PROMISING A PERCENTAGE OF THE CASH IF YOU HELP MOVE MONEY OUTTA THE COUNTRY ORIGINATED IN NIGERIA. MANY SCAMMERS ARE POOR AND SO MUST USE KEYBOARDS WITH THE CAPS LOCK KEY PERMANENTLY JAMMED DOWN.

also the name of the fictitious hip-hop group created by the Ebola Monkey Man in his often hilaroius discourses with scammers. www.ebolamonkeyman.com
I AM GENERAL IMAN AL-KOHOLIK OF THE ARMY OF THE LATE SANI ABACHA FORMER PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA AND I WISH TO ASK FOR...

ted looked away from his computer for a second. "fuckin' 419".
419 by maks July 23, 2004

worst band ever 

worst band ever...need I say more?
worst band ever by maks July 21, 2004

50 shekel 

a jewish rapper from New York City, whose songs inckude "In Da Shul" and "Chanukah Jam".
man, the 50 Shekel- Jew Rule feud has gotten outta control...
50 shekel by maks July 21, 2004
russian for bitch.

when you'd want to say "may god fuck you, bitch!" in russian, you'd say:

bog te jebo, biatch!
see above
biatch by maks June 26, 2004