You-nique

The reality of every person being totally unique and an existentialist singular life. Beyond phenotypes and groupings.
One reason why it’s so hard for people to truly agree upon things is found in our YOU-NIQUE nature. Whereby each individual is far more singular than the whole; yet aspires to be part of everything.
by Major Thomas Randle March 16, 2019
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The ‘Santa Clause’

The legal agreement which allows Santa Claus to enter people’s home and not be prosecuted for (breaking and entering). This clause includes chimneys and magic stuff we don’t know about.
The ‘Santa Clause’ is actually a legal agreement that has been understood in a ‘quid pro quo’ context; wherein Santa is welcomed for many reasons... but it’s really the presents and his cool outfit!
by Major Thomas Randle December 04, 2018
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Picket Fence

Another name for the proposed ‘Boder Wall’ between the US and Mexico.
If (or when) the proposed ‘Border Wall’ is built... it will be more of a PICKET FENCE; because of all the protests and picketing!
by Major Thomas Randle March 18, 2019
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De-complished

Opposite of Accomplished. A failed or incomplete attempt.
After the endless problems with finding the correct information; our mission was a total bust and de-complished.
by Major Thomas Randle November 28, 2018
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Ununique

Something that is not unique and is lacking original or enlightening thoughts.
Everything about the boring concept was UNUNIQUE because it had no original style nor concept.
by Major Thomas Randle July 20, 2018
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ZERONAUT

A person who is either empty headed; or always seemingly in some other planet and space.
This guy is really brilliant but most of the time he is a straight up ZERONAUT. Some people think he’s empty minded... he’s more than different. Alien is more like it!
by Major Thomas Randle November 30, 2018
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High~pothesis

A hypothesis or theory formulated while stoned (using legal marijuana within your States Legal Statutes ™); almost always wrong and often not finished.
I think that dude’s hypothesis was first made while he was smoking weed! It truly is a prime example of a ‘High~pothesis!!!
by Major Thomas Randle December 16, 2018
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