Major JMC's definitions

Brookneal Cheesecake

when you take a girl to long john silvers, then go to hechts and buy her a pair of sunglasses, then you say bye to the girl and she hugs you

I'm goin out this week after work and i'm gonna get a Brookneal Cheesecake from Rebecca

by Major JMC September 5, 2008

tic tac

a reference to an itty bitty penis

I heard from Virginia that David has a tic tac.

by Major JMC July 3, 2006

Brookneal Cheesecake

when you take a girl out to eat, buy her a gift, and then she dont give no play.

David took Danielle out to eat but all he got was a brookneal cheesecake.

by Major JMC July 4, 2006

turtle spinach

when you take a dump and the crap is very green and looks earthy and murky

i took a dump and it looked like turtle spinach

by Major JMC July 5, 2006

bird seed splatter

when you go to a friend's house, go to their backyard, take a huge dump on the ground, preferably under a deck... then cover it with bird seed to give it a good look

Big Jon came to my house the other day just to give me a bird seed splatter.

by Major JMC July 5, 2006

redneck wigga

a white person who acts like a redneck but also tries to act black

Jonathan is a big redneck wigga because he wears tall tees but he loves nascar.

by Major Jmc July 9, 2006