Magnumb,Private Eye's definitions

Circumflation

From " Magnumb, Private Eye", an unorthodox Honolulu crime fighter. It means inflation that is fast travelling around the globe. It's in the amazon book of the same name written by Richard Tallent.

"This circumflation is making prices too high for people everywhere, mainly me!"

by Magnumb,Private Eye May 1, 2025

Terribility

It means someone who has a high ability to be terrible.

Terrance know some creeps score really high on the terribility scale. They have a high ability to be terrible.
(From the book, Magnumb, Private Eye)

by Magnumb,Private Eye February 9, 2022

Horsepital

A place for sick horses to get operated on.

The horsepital has an emergency room.

by Magnumb,Private Eye February 12, 2022

Horsepitality

When a cowboy invites people to enjoy his ranch.

Partner, you sure showed your horsepitality to us.

by Magnumb,Private Eye February 12, 2022

parallel facts

It means there is more than one version of facts and they can exist side by side. It can also mean parallel truth and parallel evidence, in a sense.

"I saw a baseball game yesterday when I saw a guy hit two home runs, I said. Really? I went to that game with you but I only saw him hit one home run, my friend said." What we have are parallel facts. We both are saying actual facts that happened, I replied."

by Magnumb,Private Eye September 15, 2022