Magik Bus's definitions

mash

To ride a bike (usually on the road) at olympic blazing speeds without regard for human life, so fast that you think your legs and body will explode.

those hipster kid don't have jobs, all they do is smoke american spirits and mash on their fixies!

by mAgik bUS December 8, 2009

awesome

Word used to describe something that is Cool

Also can be used sarcastically to indicate to the other person of your apathy towards the current discussion topic

Person 1: With this device i will be able to rule th-!
Person 2:Awesome...

by mAGIK bUS July 15, 2008

ferrari

Thank god Ford never bought the company and turned it into a flaming bag of satans Asshole.

Unfortunately I can't say the same for other Ford Purchases (Land Rover, Aston Martin, Lincoln, Mercury, and Jaguar)

Ferrari's are one of the most coveted automobiles on earth. Every man aged 3-94 will immediately stop what they are doing and appreciate the beauty and power harnessed by one of these works of art.

by Magik Bus October 13, 2006

new york yankees

American League baseball team based in The Bronx, New York. They were established in 1901 and currently play in Yankees Stadium. Some famous players include: Babe Ruth, Lou Gehrig,Mickey Mantle, Derek Jeter, Joe Dimaggio, Don Mattingly and countless others most of which have been inducted into the baseball hall of fame in Cooperstown.

Undoubtedly the most dominant professional sports franchise in the US and possibly the world. As of now ('06) 26 world series wins, 39 World series appearances and a history of winning, legendary players and professionalism unparalleled to any other ball club in MLB.

lots of people are jealous of the new york yankees because of their success, especially people who troll on Urban dictionary. Yankee fans don't care what others think, we stick by our team through thick and thin.

people point out the obvious by stating that the yankees buy players, no shit sherlock, every team buys players you pay players to play- hence PROFESSIONAL baseball, this ain't little league- the yankees are better at it because it has the biggest and most dedicated fan base in the US.

we also have johnny damon

by Magik Bus October 4, 2006

ethanol

Apparently most big oil and car companies think that it is perfectly moral to use up the earths shrinking farmland to turn corn into gas to drive their big ass Hummers, SUVs and to fuel their smart bombs to vaporize people in the middle east. While that same farmland can be used to feed some of the 1.2 billion people living in absolute poverty.

socially conscious american-" ethanol cured my uncle's prostate cancer and won the war on terror"

by mAgik bUS September 16, 2006

dubai

One of the seven Emirates that make of the UAE. One of the fastest growing cities in the world along with shanghai and Bangalore. Even though many people believe that Dubai is changing the basis of the economy to a service based one, there is no denying the fact that the vast majority of it's prosperity comes from it's huge oil reserves. When the oil dries up so does all the new skyscrapers and other tacky construction projects which are all facades that cover up it's internal social problems including but not limited to growing labor problems and disputes, anti semetism, executing women for being raped by a men and an overall poor human rights record.

Some people want to compare the likes of dubai to great cities such as New York, London, Tokyo, Hong Kong and Paris. Dubai has some fancy high rises and man made islands shaped like trees while the other cities have heritage and history and have been contributing to the world for hundreds and even thousands of years.

When the Oil runs out the boom stops and the bust starts.

by mAgik bUS August 16, 2006

who are you wearing?

Asked at award ceremonies (Oscars, Golden Globes, Emmy's Etc) by over-zealous reporters to celebrities about what brand name of clothing they are wearing. This is important because all of the middle class likes to know how the rich and famous dress.

Clarice: Who are you wearing?
Buffalo Bill: I'm wearing fat women
Hannibal Lecter: Shshshsthht
*Proceeds to eat everyone in the room except for Clarice, then mysteriously moves to Africa*

by mAgik bUs April 25, 2006