Magik Bus's definitions

thanksgiving

super genocide of turkeys

it's thanksgiving, won't anyone think of the turkeys??!!

by mAgik bUs December 28, 2005

ethanol

Apparently most big oil and car companies think that it is perfectly moral to use up the earths shrinking farmland to turn corn into gas to drive their big ass Hummers, SUVs and to fuel their smart bombs to vaporize people in the middle east. While that same farmland can be used to feed some of the 1.2 billion people living in absolute poverty.

socially conscious american-" ethanol cured my uncle's prostate cancer and won the war on terror"

by mAgik bUS September 16, 2006

dog days of summer

time in the summer where it is so hot that the dogs howl and bark like crazy

person 1:the summer heat has been making the dogs crazy like maniacs!!

person 2: tru dat homes

by mAGIK bUS July 29, 2005

dog days

full version is dog days of summer

time in the summer where it is so hot or humid that the dogs go crazy by barking or howling.

wow...it's so hot and the dogs are going crazy, it must be the dog days of summer

by mAGIK bUS July 29, 2005

anal ram

A type of sodomy that is so hard and fast that its power and force is like a battering ram trying to break down the doors of a heavily gaurded Castle

i anal ramed her so hard she couldn't sit down for a week!

by mAGIK bUS March 15, 2005

cumputer

A computer with large amounts or pornographic material in it

let's search some porn on your cumputer

by mAGIK bUS July 6, 2005

who are you wearing?

Asked at award ceremonies (Oscars, Golden Globes, Emmy's Etc) by over-zealous reporters to celebrities about what brand name of clothing they are wearing. This is important because all of the middle class likes to know how the rich and famous dress.

Clarice: Who are you wearing?
Buffalo Bill: I'm wearing fat women
Hannibal Lecter: Shshshsthht
*Proceeds to eat everyone in the room except for Clarice, then mysteriously moves to Africa*

by mAgik bUs April 25, 2006