12 definitions by Mad_signtist
When you buy shoddy furniture/housewares that seem can can only have been stolen from Ikea by a gypsy looking for some extra bucks!
Robert " shit man, this bed frame seems to be missing screws & parts! Wtf!!!"
Angela " I told you to stay away from that sketchy Gypsy Ikea stuff. It's just trash not even fit for a raccoon!"
Angela " I told you to stay away from that sketchy Gypsy Ikea stuff. It's just trash not even fit for a raccoon!"
by Mad_signtist September 15, 2023
When you hang out with Angela, and she leaves you smiling ear to ear because Angela is an amazing person and makes everyone feel amazing. She also cute af
Steve " hey Rob, why you so happy and smiling today? "
Rob " dude! I hung with Angela last night and that woman is simply amazing. I have a fierce Angover!"
Rob " dude! I hung with Angela last night and that woman is simply amazing. I have a fierce Angover!"
by Mad_signtist September 17, 2023
When you aren't getting any action at home from your wife, so you decide to prey on a broken soul for your own self gratification.
Steve " yo! I heard Gary ain't gettin any at home!!!"
Sarah " yeah, Gary pulled agrenny and and put his pecker where he wasn't supposed to. Grade A dirtbag!"
Sarah " yeah, Gary pulled agrenny and and put his pecker where he wasn't supposed to. Grade A dirtbag!"
by Mad_signtist October 20, 2023
When you get sooo deep into cutwater tequila Marg's that you have no clue where you're heading or where you've been
Robert "yo man, I got into them tequila Marg's last nite, I was cuttin water!!!!"
Angela " can I get 2 too 😁"
Angela " can I get 2 too 😁"
by Mad_signtist October 1, 2023
Rob "yoooo Angie, how was your day?"
Angie "let's just say I may need an Anglass of wine, quite possibly 2"
Rob "isn't that a bottle tho?"
Angie" SHUT UP!"
Angie "let's just say I may need an Anglass of wine, quite possibly 2"
Rob "isn't that a bottle tho?"
Angie" SHUT UP!"
by Mad_signtist November 1, 2023