🌈 chicken

A beautiful peacock that will ultimately distract you from whatever it is you had planned.

Robert " hey, where did Anatoli & Lisa go? It's lunchtime and the food is hot n ready!"

Angela " I think they are the petting zoo getting distracted by the 🌈 chicken!"

by Mad_signtist October 01, 2023

gypsyover

When you miss spending time with gypsy the dog princess.

Robert " yoooo Ang, where you at? I'm starting to miss gypsy so much I'm waking up with a GYPSYOVER! I have chippppps!"

by Mad_signtist October 01, 2023

Portuguese Disco Slide

When you're 3 sheets to the wind and end up with wounds days later, not knowing how you got them.

Robert " I don't know what I did to get these wounds on elbows?"
Angela " my guess is you were riding the Portuguese Disco Slide!"

by Mad_signtist September 07, 2023

feety heetys

Warm,.fuzzy cozy socks meant too keep your feetys snuggly and cozy all winter.

Angela " OMG my feeets are sooooo colddd!!!! 😭
Rob " don't worry, I have some Feety Heetys for you!!!

by Mad_signtist October 08, 2023

agrenny

When you aren't getting any action at home from your wife, so you decide to prey on a broken soul for your own self gratification.

Steve " yo! I heard Gary ain't gettin any at home!!!"
Sarah " yeah, Gary pulled agrenny and and put his pecker where he wasn't supposed to. Grade A dirtbag!"

by Mad_signtist October 19, 2023