Mad Mick!'s definitions

jap pap strap

A unique, strap on, double sided dildo used in Japanese porn. The curved, erect dildo that doubles as a pussy/ass plug, is enhanced with an inside vibrator in order to for the wearer of the jap pap strap to also be satisfied as they're pounding away.

Higgins' mother got so wet while catching him masturbating that she fixed on her jap pap strap and surprised his ass with a rubber cock right as she herself flooded the other end.

by Mad Mick! March 7, 2017

Fucked a Treat

When one is royally screwed over by being lulled into a false sence of security only to get well and truly rodger ramjetted.

Mick and Dave hustled Tony like a fit bird only to be fucked up the ass by a sweaty 300lb twat with a 12 inch cock and truly fucked a treat. Major credit to Tony and Ant.

by Mad Mick! November 30, 2016

Gookle Maps

The secret, gook cult, map-based, video game strategy guide that can only be seen with proper vent vision in order to thoroughly ass rape an opponent.

Kyung-Jun-Park-Lee-Chun had one hand on his dick and Gookle Maps in the other when he beat me by five shots in virtual golf.

by Mad Mick! November 28, 2016

Chili Finger

The result of a particularly large, high pile of shit in the can causing you to sauce up your fingers whilst going for an ass wipe.

I only had five minutes before my lunch break was over, so I wiped fast and got out of there. It wasn't until I shook my boss's hand that I realized I had passed him a couple chili fingers.

by Mad Mick! November 23, 2016

Pussy Poet

An individual so verbally and/or orally gifted that they can make a pussy explode by merely speaking to it.

Mick was so goddamn smooth while talking with that blonde that after he left I heard her asking a janitor for a mop. He's a true pussy poet.

by Mad Mick! November 23, 2016

Chocolate squall

The absolute torrential evacuation of the bowels, literally causing the water and liquid shit in the toilet to circle with gale force speeds, causing utter destruction to everything in the bathroom.

Dave unleashed a chocolate squall in the upstairs bathroom, causing our can ceiling lights to rain shit for a week.

by Mad Mick! September 7, 2016

Finger flush

The act of someone ramming their ring and middle fingers into a squirt prone cunt, and proceeding to type away on the g spot until the pussy explodes with squirt all over the arm, thus flushing the bitch out.

Lucy finger flushed Pam so long and hard that she had to wear a poncho. Good thing we've got a hydro shop-vac for the mess.

by Mad Mick! August 29, 2016