Baby Bel-End

A product, the result of maturing smeg/dickcheese (wrapping in tin foil helps with freshness) then proceeding to dip in wax, creating a seal like the cheese product baby bel, on the end of your bellpiece.
'Try some of my ba ba ba, ba Baby Bel-End.'
'Yum... nice.'
by Machman January 26, 2009
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Biff

a light smackdown... or punch
Der. 'To Biff' 'Biffed' 'Biffing'
'I will Biff you up'

'Man just got Biffed'
by Machman January 26, 2009
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Arachnorks

Either the breasts of a spider, or some super situation involving eight breasts, or simply an eight-breasted woman.
'Check out the Arachnorks on that spidey!'

'I was surrounded, in a barrage of Arachnorks'
by Machman January 26, 2009
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Gootard

The word used to say 'gutted' to a fucktard.
Works best as a solo word.
'I just completely pwned myself running upstairs.'
'Gootard.'
by Machman January 26, 2009
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Hometail.com

a convenient mispelling of hotmail.com, which resulted in the birth of a new word... Probably describing a hottie in your inner circle.
'Yes, yes she is some serious Hometail.com'
by Machman January 26, 2009
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Anal Bead-Seed

To use an anal bead and lose said bead within one's anus, thus 'planting' said bead.
(To reap what you sew)
'Why are you walking so wierd''Planted an Anal Bead-Seed.'
by Machman January 26, 2009
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Pretard

n. A term used to declare Either:
1.) Someone beyond retarded, obviously a devolved/primal retard.
2.) Someone of a pre-school intellect
3.) Someone more retarded than a mongoloid child.
by Machman January 26, 2009
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