17 definitions by Machman

Pretard

n. A term used to declare Either:
1.) Someone beyond retarded, obviously a devolved/primal retard.
2.) Someone of a pre-school intellect
3.) Someone more retarded than a mongoloid child.

'Man, you are such a pretard.'

by Machman January 26, 2009

Funnilingus

n. The art of performing Cunnilingus for fun, or a particular experience of Cunnilingus that was 'fun'.

'Oh my god manlads, I just had some smacklipping funnilingus.'

by Machman January 26, 2009

Restard

When a piece of shit retarded computer needs to restart, yet does so with failure in some manner.

'OH MY SHITTY GOD! YOU RESTARD!!!!! What a Restard.'

by Machman January 26, 2009

Arachnorks

Either the breasts of a spider, or some super situation involving eight breasts, or simply an eight-breasted woman.

'Check out the Arachnorks on that spidey!'

'I was surrounded, in a barrage of Arachnorks'

by Machman January 26, 2009

Braps

n. A deragotory term used for the breasts of a 'ho' (Whore/Slag/Lucie)

'Oi, slag, get your Braps out!!'

'Nice Braps!'

by Machman January 26, 2009

Gootard

The word used to say 'gutted' to a fucktard.
Works best as a solo word.

'I just completely pwned myself running upstairs.'
'Gootard.'

by Machman January 26, 2009

Fungilingus

Although close to cunnilingus and funnilingus, not quite so enjoyable... The 'art' of administering oral sex to an infected vajay. - Not nice at all

'Oh my god man, what's up with you?!'
'I feel so bad, just got myself some fungilingus!' *vomits*

by Machman January 26, 2009